Patrick Noth

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(Patrick Noth) Non comedy song, apology for being a scumbag man (sometimes). 

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I have a bunch of downtime during a fun gig in Atlanta and I decided to only work on music for a little bit. I’ll be polishing and releasing old material in addition to putting out new stuff in the next couple weeks. Here’s a track called, “Chobani Greek Yogurt.” I released a while back off a project I started called, “Things I Shouldn’t Sample.” I chopped of the intro and made it downloadable for those of you who asked. The downloadable version is higher quality. TAKE IT. FREE MUSIC. LOVE YOU ALL. (Patrick Noth)

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I'm a Flirt Lyrics by Casey Jost and Patrick Noth © Copyright - Patrick Noth / Flytalker Records

Summertime is the hit single from Chase and Rose’s Freshman album, California Pop Music. Comedians Casey Jost and Patrick Noth release their first album as alter-egos, "Chase and Rose.” iTunes Link “California Pop Music” http://tinyurl.com/q86c6jh LIKE Chase and Rose on FACEBOOK: http://tinyurl.com/nm8mbrg More Chase & Rose Videos: COMING SOON Chase - Casey Jost http://www.CaseyJost.com Twitter https://twitter.com/caseyjost Instagram https://instagram.com/caseyjost Facebook http://tinyurl.com/q499mha Rose - Patrick Noth http://www.PatrickNoth.com Twitter https://twitter.com/patricknoth Instagram https://instagram.com/flytalker Facebook http://tinyurl.com/nurxabs Produced By Thursday Shoots http://www.thursdayshoots.com Director - Kevin Etherson Producers - Tom Capps, Kevin Etherson, Phillip Russell Director of Photography - Charlie DesJardin Assistant Director - Michael Mercadante Editor - Kevin Etherson Visual Effects - Michael Mercadante 1st AC - Emily DeBlasi 2nd AC - Ian Biesinger Art Director - Tom Capps Special Thanks to Daniel McElroy & Chris Rush SUBSCRIBE to Thursday Shoots: http://tinyurl.com/ng6747r LIKE us on FACEBOOK: http://tinyurl.com/n42zjk4 TWEET at us on TWITTER: http://tinyurl.com/lmrxpbg FOLLOW us on INSTAGRAM: http://tinyurl.com/llnrbb8 In their Freshman album, California Pop Music, we hear Chase and Rose attempt to Rap their way out of their mundane existence. With this release they hope to escape to California where their dreams will come true. Summertime Lyrics by Casey Jost and Patrick Noth © Copyright - Patrick Noth / Flytalker Records

I was 6 years old and I came into my parents house crying. My big sister Jeannie asked me what was wrong. My friends and I had been fighting bees and I’d been stung. She told me to show her where the hive was. It was in the alley — the bees were flying in and out of a hole in a rock fence. Jeannie jammed dried leaves in the hole, pulled out a plastic squirt bottle of lighter fluid and torched the hive with a zippo. After that, bees no longer messed with my family. That might have been the same summer she dressed me up as Danny Zuko and had me perform Summer Nights at the block party. She always had me performing something. When I was 14 I was very good at getting high but also had a unique talent for getting drunk. Jeannie would drag me out of bed and drive me to a summer theatre program she helped run. She’d push me and the other teenage kids to write songs, raps, and scenes. Then they’d help us form a narrative and write a cohesive show. We would perform the show around Milwaukee. It was great. I learned a lot about performing those summers — the other kids did too. It was cool of her to care enough to drag me there. I am pretty sure I was hung over and complained every morning. I was 19 and had just moved to New York. Jeannie had been here a few years and helped me find work. In the summer I volunteered for a not for profit she started called, Shakespeare On The Playground. We would put up a play with the kids in Jeannie’s neighborhood. My big sister told me which verses to take and set to music so the kids could sing songs and rap. They loved it. Jeannie was always great at stuff like this. At that time Jeannie was going on auditions, acting in plays, doing sketch, improv and stand-up but she took the time — basically her whole summer—to direct and produce a show for these kids for free. Of course she did. It was during Shakespeare On The Playground when Jim started coming around flirting with my damn sister. They quickly fell in love and became inseparable. I remember this despite being very high. They have been incredibly inspiring to watch as partners. Just unbelievable. They are both straight up geniuses. I’ve been lucky enough to see them write/produce/direct/grow together for well over a decade and it’s been consistently amazing. Two months ago I was standing outside Eastville Comedy Club around midnight. Between the cast, crew, extras onlookers there were a few hundred people in the street. If you’ve never been to a outdoor night shoot like this, there is this kind of perpetual twilight that feels surreal because of the big-ass lights. I had been on set hanging out with Steve Buscemi and watching as Jim shot scenes with him, Alec Baldwin, Mathew Broderick, Nathan Lane, etc… it was nuts. My big sister Jeannie was on set running shit. She is the writer and executive producer for this show. I was so incredibly proud watching her that night. Jeannie and Jim are two of the hardest working people I know period. They are two of the most talented people I know period. They are literally almost as talented as me. They have written/produced amazing comedy albums (the platinum ones and the albums Jeannie edited on her laptop back in the day), New York Times best selling books (plural), and 5 of the cutest kids on the planet earth. Their show, The Jim Gaffigan Show, premieres on TV Land tonight at 10/9C. Set your DVRs and buy the season on iTunes. Note: I have 5 other sisters and they’re all equally amazing.

© Copyright - Patrick Noth / Flytalker Records 2015 ℗ Patrick Noth / Flytalker Publishing 2015

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