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@wheezecheese

This has gone beyond "I cannot explain this to my spouse" and is firmly in "Archaeologists of the future will decide this is the point at which a group of people diverged from mainstream humanity and developed a new, indecipherable form of communication."

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

senate, are we cooked?

I don’t know what is feeding this year’s bloodthirst to murder political leaders, it’s a mystery.

Since the glorious day of the Ides of March is getting closer, this is your yearly reminder that Julius Caesar was not an emperor. He was famously stabbed because he was acting a bit too much like a king and people in the republic did not like it.

FAUSTINE MY QUEEN

@pathetic-sonata

Thanks for the tag pookie <3