holding many things

sometimes i eat jello by swishing it through my teeth progressively clenching them harder until it feels like a liquid then swallowing

They are holding me back. they want me ERADICATED for my POTENTIAL!

As a child on occasion I would walk to the butcher by my school during lunch Periods and buy an $8 Log of salami. This Log I would not slice, but rather Gnaw. I would Gnaw on the Log, nibbling off small pieces

I absolutely can not stop knitting compulsively until obscene times in the morning. it is destroying my life.

My idiotic foidma STOLE my favourite couch to sleep on today. She sat there all day and even NAPPED ON IT.

Today is shaping up to be a beautiful streak of good luck: a rarity in my chud life. No work today, thank GOD… Just time to relax, de-stress, and watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for 8 hours.

Got scheduled with my anti-furry coworker this week. will be an absolute fucking NIGHTMARE, and not a COOL, REDEEMABLE ONE like nightmare moon, a force of PURE EVIL like the tantabus!!!!

i miss the warm touch of hands along my smooth back

I fucking love eating the rind off brie

Today i saw a man on the train who reminded me very much of my arch nemesis from grades 1 (and a half) through 4. it was not the same man, i know this because he had a light in his eyes my stupid idiot braindead chudlet of an enemy could never recover after what i did to him.