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Diego, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Klaus down at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?

Klaus, screaming: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.

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Klaus Hargreeves

“I’m just gonna go m*rder Mom. I’ll be right back.”

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Diego: have you ever accidentally lit yourself on fire?

Klaus: I lit my hair on fire once, but that was on purpose

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Diego: Klaus, are you alright?

Klaus: *finger guns* nope!!!

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Ben Hargreeves, in possession of the one (1) brain cell

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#there are two types of people

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For the birthday girl, a little 246 fic <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/20049190

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Eudora: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Diego: Should I not have?

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Klaus + super strong little brother energy

Klaus: yeah okay maybe I’m a little blunt but that’s just how God rolled me.

#umbrella academy klaus #klaus hargreeves #justklausthoughts

Five loved his family so much. No one loves the Hargreeves like Five loves them. He spent YEARS trying to get back to them, he did everything to save them, he fought for them. He suffered so much - trying to save them. For years. He loved them so much. Five Hargreeves is the Dad they deserve.

#the umbrella academy #number five

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“It’s that slippery, slick, sick sort of feeling that eats him up, belly to the bile bubbling at the back of his throat. It’s the tarpit at the base of his spine where all his shame and degradation roils and rots. It’s the heart-stopping, dropping, wish-for-death sensation of knowing that he is exactly the kind of disappointment Daddy always promised him he would be.

And it’s good.”

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