Hey, what kind of bird are you?

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Can’t wait to rewatch this show 3x minimum between now and christmas.

he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

characters about their morally grey bf: so WHAT if he’s the devil? at least the devil has a JOB! at least he’s active in the community!

remember thinking that you were evil incarnate at age 15 because you had shitty parents and untreated mental illness when the worst thing you had done during that period was hop a movie theater

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

The whole concept of “late-bloomers” is just another semingly cute name for the the belief that people have expiring dates and only youth is worth it and I wholeheartedly abhorre it

Weed strains are like "smells of banana with a slightly nutty note" my brother in christ it smells like weed

that awkward moment between birth and death

i would give literally everything i have for every child to have a good childhood and never come in touch with someone who would abuse them for their own personal gratification 

i’m not traumadumping bro 🙄 i’m telling you my evil backstory