remember when macklemore said “walk into the club like whaddup i gotta big cock” and we just let him
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remember when macklemore said “walk into the club like whaddup i gotta big cock” and we just let him

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except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
thinking about how much more powerful Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ would have been if they were allowed to say “except for the fact it was my birthday, my fucking birthday”
this post is from april 2019. you’re welcome.
Is he... you know... ???
The little gay run I do across the street that makes driver's wanna hit me
me: time isn't real
me: why did it take you exactly 3 hours 24 min and 36 seconds to respond to my text

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I love when I go through my notes and find some really great passive-aggressive lesbian movie ideas!
not to shill on main but
for all your good cow needs
Do not separate them

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Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!
“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
JESUS FUCK
bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries
STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.
I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN
ok this is really sweet
[captions]
Girl: “You glue them on.”
Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”
Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”
Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”
Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]
Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”
Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”
Girl: [laughs]
this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

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laying on your significant other is a love language
just wanted to tell you guys something
whenever you think “thats too big to be sea bass”…
its not too big
it is a sea bass