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remember when macklemore said “walk into the club like whaddup i gotta big cock” and we just let him

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except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

velmasdinkleys

thinking about how much more powerful Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ would have been if they were allowed to say “except for the fact it was my birthday, my fucking birthday”

velmasdinkleys

this post is from april 2019. you’re welcome.

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Is he... you know... ???

hofessorx

The little gay run I do across the street that makes driver's wanna hit me

guinifiku

me: time isn't real

me: why did it take you exactly 3 hours 24 min and 36 seconds to respond to my text

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace

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cherrynight

I love when I go through my notes and find some really great passive-aggressive lesbian movie ideas!

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not to shill on main but

for all your good cow needs

radiosandrecordings

Do not separate them

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floorwildcat

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

anomalousdata

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

pizzaotter

JESUS FUCK

phrases

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

fotobilog

iwillreadyourbooks

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

rebelmeg

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

automatic-caution-door

ladysnowofmpls

ok this is really sweet

waitwhatdidtheysay

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

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eroscestlavie

this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

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laying on your significant other is a love language

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just wanted to tell you guys something

whenever you think “thats too big to be sea bass”…

its not too big

it is a sea bass

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