pascallywagerie

you can jerk off to anything. just the other day i jerked off to a crisp and refreshing spring breeze

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar and we couldn’t stop admiring your yonic wounds….

me and my girlfriend (who exists as a sacrifice to cleanse the sins of our forefathers) saw you from across the bar (I also exist as a sacrifice to cleanse the sins of our forefathers) and we couldn't stop noticing your demure nature. and your big yonic wounds

Lots of dumb assholes will say they've talked to god but they can't make a decent tatziki sauce (quite easy)(the wise understand this)

Can I still call myself "gothic" if I don't listen to the music, don't take part in the scene, don't know the history, don't wear the clothes, but my structure is supported by large semi-arches extending out and bearing the weight of my walls and ceiling?

"it's easy to get people to agree with you if you use their in-group buzzwords" is not restricted to conservatives guys. i see you guys doing this all the time

wheee yaay

me in my enclosure

death is a lesbian to me the rest of sandman hardly matters

i love these freaks

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

john carpenter?