Parkway Drive

if u ever meet someone who u vibe w naturally & they make u feel so good about urself don’t ever lose that person. don’t let them go.. that shit is hard to find

If you get locked up for tax evasion, you are literally living off taxes because you didn’t pay taxes

Props to all the Assassins whose job is only to make sure there are piles of hay next to all the high places.

*gets hit by a car* good

The amount of people who will die before you do is constantly decreasing, and will eventually hit 0.

Spilling a beer is the adult of equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Still the best thing to ever happen at Toronto show

u kno he dead now

Timmy Turner’s dad sharpened pencils for a living because he was a pencil pusher

Instead of colorizing photos, in 100 years we will be removing the filters from them.

I want humanity to go to other planets so that WE can be the badass aliens in THEIR movies.

When I was a teenager, I was embarrassed by how uncool my parents were. Now I’m embarrassed that I’ll never be as cool or successful as they are.

With as much as I was taught “Stop, Drop and Roll” I grew up thinking catching on fire was pretty common.