mxyfair:
iām your fiancĆ©! i deserve to know what heās talking about behind my back. itās not the most embarrassing thing ever, it could be a lot worse. shouldnāt he like meĀ for bailing him out? that did cost a lot of money, now that you mention it. even brought him back home. twice in five minutes is an exaggaration! yes, i did out myself accidentaly, once, but thatās not something you should knowĀ about, since iām sure i never told you?! who told you?! we just gotta look at the positives and weāve got a whole lot of them coming up? no more negatives, i think weāve got plenty of those already. is that even a question? whatās a thing that couples usuallyĀ do on their first night of being married, hmm? you think we rented out a honeymoon suite for nothing? you think i agreed on not getting to drunk for nothing?
nope! i promised i wouldnāt tell, and i donāt break promises. because iām a very good friend. look, i already apologised a whole bunch of times for getting arrested... iām really sorry. i said you didnāt have to bail me out because it was expensive, but iām really glad you did because the men in there were terrifying and i couldnāt stop shaking? i didnāt like the way they looked at taemin and i. shh, thatās another secret! canāt tell! i donāt understand, why iām not going to be able to sleep when---..... oh. oh. thatās not why we agreed on not getting too drunk, by the way! we agreed on not getting too drunk so we could remember half the night and not have to babysit each other.













