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“You heard me…”

Got you, he thought.

“You’re hot. Or, I’m hot, rather. I mean, I always knew I was good looking. How can I not be? Have you SEEN my parents? But, anyway, looking at you just reinforces it. I’m hot. And I’d fuck myself. Hell, I’d let myself fuck ME. I never noticed but…Damn… My cheekbones are bangin’.”

“WHAT?!” They repeat in an outrage, their voice cracking to that of the Sapphire's for a split moment before deforming in shape. “Gross, gross -- disgusting!! I’m going to destabilize if you say another word!!” Morphed back into their original form, they began to physically gag at the thought of what was just said to them.

#I know this icon is unedited BUT #ITS THE ONLY ONE THAT FITS THEIR DISGUST #ic #winterfurst

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“….”

Narrowing his eyes at the gem…Er, his…doppelganger? Whatever. Satoshi huffed out a breath. Maybe he could turn this back on them? Yeah. Totally.

“…What were you saying? How handsome I am? I know I’m handsome.” He smirked. Yeah. This was gonna work. “Just seeing you siting there like that confirms what I thought years ago… I would, one hundred percent, fuck myself. Damn. I’m hot.”

“Did I finally fry yer brain? I said I make ya look handsome. If anything, you should thank me for accomplishing such a feat--” Just as they were finishing, they almost choke on their own breath at what was said next. “I, uh -- what?!”

#'' EXC U S E ''#now its pietersites turn to have their brain fried 8)#ic #winterfurst

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“….”

Well, at least they didn’t break the couch. He really would have lost it then… Running a hand through his hair, he narrowed his eyes at Pietersite. What the fuck did they just say?

“No. No you wouldn’t. You would NEVER be able to seduce Edward. Ever. He would know that it’s you and, secondly, you probably couldn’t seduce a fucking trash can.”

“My clearly superior looks speak otherwise." Satoshi’s looks, rather. “They might as well make a statue out of me for how good I pull off your look. Seriously, I surprise even myself with how impressive I can be! I make the ugly look perfect.”

#pietersite atm: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH #ic #winterfurst

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God. This was a disaster! A fucking disaster! He couldn’t believe Pietersite! …Actually, yes he could but!! That wasn’t the point!! Of all the things, or people, to shapeshift into…

“No! No you shouldn’t!! You shouldn’t make the most of it! Change back, Pieter. Change back. You don’t wanna stay as me, do you? Like, really really? I’m lame.”

By this point, they had made their way to the couch, making themselves comfortable without an ounce of care. “Exactly! Imagine me making you out to be more ridiculous and lame than you already are -- no one would no any better!” They pause.

“I’d probably do a better job at seducing your husband too.” Not that they would, but they wanted to see how far they could go with pushing his buttons.

#pietersite you seduce about as good as a trash can lmao #GOD THEY ARE A BASTARD #ic #winterfurst

I AM SO SORRY TO EVERYONE PIETERSITE HAS HARMED IN TONIGHT’S SHENANIGANS

#THEY ARE A RIOT #ooc tbt

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“OH MY GOD.”

He ran a hand through his hair. No he ran his hands through his hair multiple times. There was one thing to…There was… God. And to take off the beard too!! This was the worst!!!!

“Change back, Pietersite! Change back right now before he sees!!! I refuse for him to see you shapeshifted as me!!”

Humming to themselves as play around in front of the mirror, they pay no heed to the outburst aimed directly at them. “Oh, but that wouldn’t be fun! If I’m going to stay like this, I might as well make the most of it. It’s not every day I shape shift, you know.”

#pietersite: MY CITY NOW!!#ic #winterfurst

It’s funny cause Pietersite doesn’t even LIKE to shape shift. But they get THAT much enjoyment out of teasing Satoshi that they were willing to do it

#I CANT BELIEVE THEM #ooc tbt

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It was…It was…It was…Oh God. Oh no. Oh no no no no no no. He was looking at himself. Himself as Pietersite. Oh God. Oh God.

No no no no no no no no.

“YOU CHANGE BACK, RIGHT NOW!!!! Change back into your normal form! Change back!! BACK!!!! WHAT IF MY HUSBAND SEES?!”

“What? You scared yer husband is gonna ditch ya for a hot stud like me?” Their eyes glance off into a mirror, squinting ever so slightly. “Though this pales in comparison to my actual form. Still, I wear your look better than you ever could. Even made a few improvements!” They point to their relatively clean face with not a strand of hair in sight.

#WHAT EVEN IS THIS #THESE TWO ARE MAKING ME LOSE IT #ic #winterfurst

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GASPS.

“Don’t you mock me, Pietersite!!!”

Their body began to illuminate a sudden flash of light, shrinking in size before appearing as an exact replica of the man in front of them. “Don’t you mock me!”

#IM CRYING #THIS IS ONLY GETTING WORSE AND WORSE #ic #winterfurst

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“I’M NOT WHIPPED! YOU’RE WHIPPED!!!”

Cue the fusion mimicking his voice “I’m not whipped, you’re whipped!”

#ACTUAL TODDLERS...#ic #winterfurst

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Pietersite: today I will cause problems on purpose

#by today they mean EVERY day #ooc tbt

“Told ya that yer whipped. Jeez, it’s like watching an owner scold their dog.”

#dash comm #PIETERSITE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #ic

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“NO IT DOESN’T!!!”

“It’s not like he gives me orders in bed or anything! It just means I like IT when he takes the lead!”

…Satoshi…

“...Dude. Do you even hear yourself? I know you like thinking with your dick, but just... use your head for a minute.” At this point they just seem concerned.

#SATOSHI PLEASE #IM CRYING #ic #winterfurst

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“I AM grossed out! And I am not WHIPPED!!! Excuse you?! Just because I am submissive does NOT mean I’m whipped, Pietersite!”

“....That’s EXACTLY what it means.”

#pieter vc: YA BITCH #I CANT WITH THEM #winterfurst #ic

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“The fact that you had to call yourself a ‘bad ass bitch’ suggests that you are neither of those things.” He paused, narrowing his gaze.

“Also, ew? Gross??? I just have a high sex drive, thank you.”

“It’s called facts.” They shrug, clearly confident in their statement. “And don’t pretend like yer grossed out. Just admit yer whipped.”

#Satoshi is gonna grey before he reaches his 40s #AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF PIETERSITE #ic #winterfurst

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