huh

If you enter cardassian space when your not supposed to they will hail you and be like “my dear federation captain, I am sure you have entered cardassian territory in error, unfortunately I am going to have to detain you so we can do a preliminary investigation to make sure you didn’t have any…. Nefarious intentions :)” and then they torture the shit out of you, but if you enter the Nuteral Zone the Romulans are like “this is centurion Gal’tchra. You have entered the Nuteral zone. Kill your self immediately”

Ferengisonas. Make it a thing. Right now

I think Enterprise should've had an episode like arena where archer gets pitted against another alien in a death combat, but instead of testing his ability to recall his Starfleet chemistry minor like Kirk, the challenge ends up being water based and oh no!!!! the species archers fighting against is secretly amphibious!!!! but in the end archers water polo skills such as treading water and throwing objects while in the water allow him to prevail until the people watching call a draw. they ask him where he learned such magnificent water combat skills and he explains to them the meaning of sportsmanship and teamwork and theyre so astounded at the physical prowess produced from cooperation on this Planet Earth that they let Archer go

tired of science and love being poised as opposites or science being painted as cold/unfeeling there is literally nothing more loving than wanting to understand something

[ID: Egon Spengler from ghostbusters /end ID]

Egon's the type of guy to have a jar of sourdough starter except it's labelled as "S. cerevisiae" for the species of yeast in it

You're makin bread with Egon and he's just telling you fun facts about yeast the whole time and this is a feature not a bug

Phoebe finds the yeast jar and is like hey mom what's this I found it next to grandpa's spores but it smells like bread and Cassie just like looks at it. This is yeast