head or heart

What’s the opposite of a jump scare

reblog in 1 minute and you will love it

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

The X-Men are really gay.

it’s been a while since a president has been assassinated it’s time to spice things up in that area

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

Blessed Image

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

Takin’ no chances, fam.

No More L’s

I will find my perfect SD by tomorrow at 7:35pm!👍😍💰😘

same

ppl who are like “hm I think the last time I cried was like 2 years ago at my grandpas funeral” are surreal to me like they’re just on a different plane of existence that I cannot achieve like if I’m in the cafeteria and they don’t have cinnamon toast crunch that day I might/will start snifflin