#paralegalife

WHEN YOU GET A SNARKY EMAIL FROM A SECRETARY AND THINK OF THE PERFECT RESPONSE

WHEN YOU SKIPPED LUNCH TO SAVE MONEY AND YOU FINALLY GET LEFTOVERS FROM A CLIENT MEETING AT 3 PM

WHEN A DORKY SENIOR ASSOCIATE LISTENS TO COOLER MUSIC THAN YOU

WHEN A FIRST YEAR ASSOCIATE THROWS A FIT DEMANDING HER OWN OFFICE AND REFUSING TO SHARE ONE

WHEN THE COPY CENTER SAYS MAKING COPIES ISN’T THEIR JOB

WHEN A PRODUCTION GETS DELAYED FOR THE FOURTH DAY IN A ROW

WHEN AN ATTORNEY IS MAD AND LOSES THEIR COOL

WHEN AN ATTORNEY GIVES YOU DETAILS ABOUT THEIR “INFECTIONS”

WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE A LAWYER

WHEN YOU AREN’T SURE IF YOUR OUTFIT IS WORK APPROPRIATE

WHEN A FRIEND ASKS YOU TO SUBMIT THEIR RESUME FOR A A PARALEGAL POSITION

WHEN ATTORNEYS HAVE EDITS TO YOUR CLIENT UPDATES

WHEN THE MERGER THAT HAS BEEN THE SOURCE OF TORTURE IN YOUR LIFE FOR THE PAST YEAR FALLS THROUGH

WHEN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TRANSLATE A CALL BUT FORGET HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH

WHEN AN ATTORNEY FROM ANOTHER OFFICE VISITS AND IS SHOCKED BY ALL OUR FREE FOOD

STAYING LATE JUST TO FEDEX SOMETHING TWO HOURS LATER