Casi Humano

[later] [dialogue] [bucket appears] [silence]

i-

I’m sorRY? is tha- i-

i- i would love to continue the game, but- toby…. toby, is that- is that a BUCKET? with a SPADE ON IT?? excuse me??

excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!?

*sobbing*

why did you do this to me- whydyouthistome

people talk about human brain-monkey brain-

there’s my HOMESTUCK BRAIN that just- keeps getting poked at by fucking TOE-BEE FOX? and his stupid-ass fucking HOMESTUCK REFERENCES?

i think im a free man- you know, you wake up, you think youre a free man, you think your life can carry on just the right way- and then you play fucking…. this fucking g a m e

and you’re reminded that you will never. EVER be free.

jesus fucking christ.

fuck off.

Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean cutting.

For this you’ll need to start with a square of paper and have some scissors at the ready.

1: Fold diagonally in half. (herp derp that should be a mountain fold… augh…)

2: Fold into quarters as shown.

3: Fold into eighths as shown.

4a: Fold into 16ths as shown; first the top flap…

4b: …and then fold the bottom flap behind, matching them up as they look in the next picture.

5: You will notice there are inner flaps. You have to cut off the top points, and where you cut should be determined by the innermost flap; try to cut just at the top of that shortest flap. (Flap is a very silly noun.)

6: Now cut off the bottom points as shown.

7: Cut out a triangular section.

8: Another triangle, this one slightly more acute.

9: Another! In this step and the next cuts be sure to keep an eye on the back side; the paper tends to creep during these cuts, and you could end up severing an important piece if you don’t watch out.

10: Another cut! Very small now!

11: Last cut, very smallest.

12: Now unfold, carefully…

Ta-da! Beautiful. Tape them on the wall, stick them on your tree, use them as interesting doilies, make a huge one and use it as a wreath. I made a giant one and wore it around my neck once! I got the idea for these from Homestuck, although the spirographs in the flashes have ten points rather than eight. I’ll make another tutorial for those soon, they’re a little more difficult!

im seeing the same post every other post

lime karkat rules all

everyone is declaring their new zodiac sign

not even the non-homestuck stuff i follow is appearing

homestucks taken over once again

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Meanwhile, in Mexico: