Some people: my friends are such insane bunch!
- 300 year old murderious krogan king/uncle material.
- Cute quarian girl with bad girl’s attitude.
- Badass female human soldier, who isn’t afraid to send you to fuck yourself. Loves poetry.
- Sweet male biotic sentinel, who can murder you in cold blood if he has a migraine.
- Asari, who is shy archeologist by day and badass leader of shady information market by night.
- Cat/bird guy, who so hates his work, he decides to leave with first rando encountered…
- Dangerous, unstable criminal chick. Likes to run naked.
- Cold blooded agent of shady organisation. Is major bitch to everyone, but a good friend if you get to know her.
- Idealistic gun for hire. Has daddy issues…
- Newborn murderious krogan
- Insane salarian scientist, who never shuts up and knows everything.
- A lamp robot, who can beatbox
- A badass asari granny with sexiest body.
- Lizzard man, who can kill you in the blink of the eye. Likes to pray on freetime…
- human krogan equivalent with recless nature. Likes to make fun of people.
- angry last 50'000 old popsicle…
- A.I. with sexy voice and body and lots of questions about her existence. Can’t get answers from any male or female with attraction to women…
- Snarky british comm officer. Uses you because of your shower…
- Sweet shuttle pilot, who’s your best friend forever…
- dumbass skilled pilot, who also never shuts up and knows everything. Everyone wanted to strangle him at least once.. Literal bff, who works only for you because you have the best ship around…
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