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@paradisesoldier
- “Judge, Jury, and Execution!” -
[ This is an RP / ASK blog for POSTAL 1997’s Postal Dude. ]
The game is known for violent content, so expect violent content.
It is also incredibly edgy.
Sexual Content will be handled negatively, unless discussed privately beforehand.
Romantic / “Shippy-Stuff” will be accepted.
> The Writer of the blog does short and paragraph responses, to adapt to their role-play partner.
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ice cream Wednesday except it’s not Wednesday? Please? -Redux
so you mean you wanna hang out and get icecream? alright, come on, i found a new shake place just out of town
Sweet!!
Should we stop by 1’s to see if he wants to come..?
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, maybe we can all figure out what's with this horny brown coat version of us....
Hm.
He is weirdly horny. And violent.
i mean, you sure about the violent part, you do a lot of killing unprompted...
at least half is of your idea, Dude
Not unprompted, I got my reasons. Mostly self-defense…
go knock on 1’s door will ya?
Fine, it looks unprompted, and yeah sure I'll knock on his door,
*dude walks up to the green house and knocks on the door, the cold wind blowing in silence, he knocks yet again...*
After some shuffling around and quiet meowing emanating from the house, the door opens.
Resulting in a stray cat or two to slip out into the cold outdoors.
“ . . Hey. ” He sniffs, shoving tissues in his pocket.
Damn, you not looking to hot, you alright? Redux and I were going to grab some ice cream and have you come along, but looks like you need something a bit warmer...
*he looks at p1 was some concern yet mostly hidden behind his glasses
“ I’m not sick. ” He hated that word.
“ Allergies, sure. Someone dumped a bunch of cats here . . . ”
Speak of the devil, one bumps it’s head at his leg.
Damn, alright, kind of a weird thing to do to a person, dump cats in their house, let's get you outa there for a bit might help with the congestion.
*he picks up one of the cats trying to go back inside the house and holds onto it like a baby while petting it.
“ Guess I need the air . . Are we going to the usual — ” He sneezes into his sleeve. “ Usual ice cream place? ”
Yeah yeah, come on let's go, I also wanna talk about stuff once we get there. But we can talk now if you want
*they walk together in the semi desolate town, coats catching the wind to make them look like reapers looking for dying men
He sticks his hands in his pockets, head low, but on the lookout.
I wonder why anyone sticks around this part of town. Quieter, sure, but for how long.
*the streets start to become more alive the further they walk into town, though still quite for its size, the people seem to avoid the pack of dudes without seeming too obvious,*
Damn I really need to invest in a new alternator, this walking shit is starting to get boring
*he leans back a bit and pulls out a cigarette and a matchbox
I’ll say, but I guess it beats sitting inside with nothing to do — Hey, can I have one?
Yeah yeah, sure here,
*handing redux a cigarette and lit match they continue walking, the shop coming closer with each step
So, other than redux over here wanting to grab some ice cream I've got some stuff to talk about, with all of us,
*he goes quiet for a bit, thinking of how to phrase the conversation when they enter the shop
“ Better not be about me seeing a hairdresser again, you saw what she did. ”
The youngest Dude mumbles, his annoyed look obscured by his shades.
Ahhg, it's not that bad, yeah it's a little rough but your hair will grow out eventually, but no it's not about that. It's uh-wait.
*the cuts himself off remembering p1's birthday is today
Hey, isn't it your birthday? Shit let's get that out of the way first.
*they arrive at the ice cream shop, p2 let's p1 pick his dairy of choice first as the others sit down at a booth beside a window
He gets plain strawberry ice cream, and retreats to the booth.
“ We . . We don’t have to do the birthday stuff. ” He waved it off, eating his ice cream.
ahh, come on! its your birthday Dude! and hell if i dont at least make the day a bit better then i dont know what id do,
*as redux then gets his icecream p2 starts to fidget with his hands infront of him, occasionally looking out the window as the three engaged in meaningless small talk
You gotta do something for your birthday, dude. Dave would’ve dragged your ass outta the house if he was here…
He has another bite at his chocolate ice cream, drumming on the table quietly with his free hand. He spies the youngest taking out a diary, but doesn’t pay any mind. His attention soon turns back to the fidgety hands of P2.
Hey, you okay man?
Yeah, yeah, just that there's some really weird shit happening, like in my head, I'll let you guys finish your ice-cream first though, it's not urgent just, strange
*he rests his head on his hand with his fingers acting as a visor to actively ignore something outside,
“ Stuff in your head? — How long do you have your electricity going. Do you drink tap water . . ”
Now was his turn to be concerned, voice bordering on interrogation.
“ You look like you saw a flasher walk by. What’s the deal. Are they watching you? ”
ice cream Wednesday except it’s not Wednesday? Please? -Redux
so you mean you wanna hang out and get icecream? alright, come on, i found a new shake place just out of town
Sweet!!
Should we stop by 1’s to see if he wants to come..?
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, maybe we can all figure out what's with this horny brown coat version of us....
Hm.
He is weirdly horny. And violent.
i mean, you sure about the violent part, you do a lot of killing unprompted...
at least half is of your idea, Dude
Not unprompted, I got my reasons. Mostly self-defense…
go knock on 1’s door will ya?
Fine, it looks unprompted, and yeah sure I'll knock on his door,
*dude walks up to the green house and knocks on the door, the cold wind blowing in silence, he knocks yet again...*
After some shuffling around and quiet meowing emanating from the house, the door opens.
Resulting in a stray cat or two to slip out into the cold outdoors.
“ . . Hey. ” He sniffs, shoving tissues in his pocket.
Damn, you not looking to hot, you alright? Redux and I were going to grab some ice cream and have you come along, but looks like you need something a bit warmer...
*he looks at p1 was some concern yet mostly hidden behind his glasses
“ I’m not sick. ” He hated that word.
“ Allergies, sure. Someone dumped a bunch of cats here . . . ”
Speak of the devil, one bumps it’s head at his leg.
Damn, alright, kind of a weird thing to do to a person, dump cats in their house, let's get you outa there for a bit might help with the congestion.
*he picks up one of the cats trying to go back inside the house and holds onto it like a baby while petting it.
“ Guess I need the air . . Are we going to the usual — ” He sneezes into his sleeve. “ Usual ice cream place? ”
Yeah yeah, come on let's go, I also wanna talk about stuff once we get there. But we can talk now if you want
*they walk together in the semi desolate town, coats catching the wind to make them look like reapers looking for dying men
He sticks his hands in his pockets, head low, but on the lookout.
I wonder why anyone sticks around this part of town. Quieter, sure, but for how long.
*the streets start to become more alive the further they walk into town, though still quite for its size, the people seem to avoid the pack of dudes without seeming too obvious,*
Damn I really need to invest in a new alternator, this walking shit is starting to get boring
*he leans back a bit and pulls out a cigarette and a matchbox
I’ll say, but I guess it beats sitting inside with nothing to do — Hey, can I have one?
Yeah yeah, sure here,
*handing redux a cigarette and lit match they continue walking, the shop coming closer with each step
So, other than redux over here wanting to grab some ice cream I've got some stuff to talk about, with all of us,
*he goes quiet for a bit, thinking of how to phrase the conversation when they enter the shop
“ Better not be about me seeing a hairdresser again, you saw what she did. ”
The youngest Dude mumbles, his annoyed look obscured by his shades.
Ahhg, it's not that bad, yeah it's a little rough but your hair will grow out eventually, but no it's not about that. It's uh-wait.
*the cuts himself off remembering p1's birthday is today
Hey, isn't it your birthday? Shit let's get that out of the way first.
*they arrive at the ice cream shop, p2 let's p1 pick his dairy of choice first as the others sit down at a booth beside a window
He gets plain strawberry ice cream, and retreats to the booth.
“ We . . We don’t have to do the birthday stuff. ” He waved it off, eating his ice cream.
ice cream Wednesday except it’s not Wednesday? Please? -Redux
so you mean you wanna hang out and get icecream? alright, come on, i found a new shake place just out of town
Sweet!!
Should we stop by 1’s to see if he wants to come..?
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, maybe we can all figure out what's with this horny brown coat version of us....
Hm.
He is weirdly horny. And violent.
i mean, you sure about the violent part, you do a lot of killing unprompted...
at least half is of your idea, Dude
Not unprompted, I got my reasons. Mostly self-defense…
go knock on 1’s door will ya?
Fine, it looks unprompted, and yeah sure I'll knock on his door,
*dude walks up to the green house and knocks on the door, the cold wind blowing in silence, he knocks yet again...*
After some shuffling around and quiet meowing emanating from the house, the door opens.
Resulting in a stray cat or two to slip out into the cold outdoors.
“ . . Hey. ” He sniffs, shoving tissues in his pocket.
Damn, you not looking to hot, you alright? Redux and I were going to grab some ice cream and have you come along, but looks like you need something a bit warmer...
*he looks at p1 was some concern yet mostly hidden behind his glasses
“ I’m not sick. ” He hated that word.
“ Allergies, sure. Someone dumped a bunch of cats here . . . ”
Speak of the devil, one bumps it’s head at his leg.
Damn, alright, kind of a weird thing to do to a person, dump cats in their house, let's get you outa there for a bit might help with the congestion.
*he picks up one of the cats trying to go back inside the house and holds onto it like a baby while petting it.
“ Guess I need the air . . Are we going to the usual — ” He sneezes into his sleeve. “ Usual ice cream place? ”
Yeah yeah, come on let's go, I also wanna talk about stuff once we get there. But we can talk now if you want
*they walk together in the semi desolate town, coats catching the wind to make them look like reapers looking for dying men
He sticks his hands in his pockets, head low, but on the lookout.
I wonder why anyone sticks around this part of town. Quieter, sure, but for how long.
*the streets start to become more alive the further they walk into town, though still quite for its size, the people seem to avoid the pack of dudes without seeming too obvious,*
Damn I really need to invest in a new alternator, this walking shit is starting to get boring
*he leans back a bit and pulls out a cigarette and a matchbox
I’ll say, but I guess it beats sitting inside with nothing to do — Hey, can I have one?
Yeah yeah, sure here,
*handing redux a cigarette and lit match they continue walking, the shop coming closer with each step
So, other than redux over here wanting to grab some ice cream I've got some stuff to talk about, with all of us,
*he goes quiet for a bit, thinking of how to phrase the conversation when they enter the shop
“ Better not be about me seeing a hairdresser again, you saw what she did. ”
The youngest Dude mumbles, his annoyed look obscured by his shades.
hey i drew this for you, i hope you like it :)
*the fox hands a piece of paper to the man*
He pulls his shades down slightly, looking at the picture in silence.
A small smile on his face, he looks back over to you.
“ . . . Thank you. ”
The picture is carefully folded, tucked away into a pocket.
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Its hard to eat a piece of cake with 25 candles in it.
This I'd what's happening in @paradisesoldier house rn
ice cream Wednesday except it’s not Wednesday? Please? -Redux
so you mean you wanna hang out and get icecream? alright, come on, i found a new shake place just out of town
Sweet!!
Should we stop by 1’s to see if he wants to come..?
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, maybe we can all figure out what's with this horny brown coat version of us....
Hm.
He is weirdly horny. And violent.
i mean, you sure about the violent part, you do a lot of killing unprompted...
at least half is of your idea, Dude
Not unprompted, I got my reasons. Mostly self-defense…
go knock on 1’s door will ya?
Fine, it looks unprompted, and yeah sure I'll knock on his door,
*dude walks up to the green house and knocks on the door, the cold wind blowing in silence, he knocks yet again...*
After some shuffling around and quiet meowing emanating from the house, the door opens.
Resulting in a stray cat or two to slip out into the cold outdoors.
“ . . Hey. ” He sniffs, shoving tissues in his pocket.
Damn, you not looking to hot, you alright? Redux and I were going to grab some ice cream and have you come along, but looks like you need something a bit warmer...
*he looks at p1 was some concern yet mostly hidden behind his glasses
“ I’m not sick. ” He hated that word.
“ Allergies, sure. Someone dumped a bunch of cats here . . . ”
Speak of the devil, one bumps it’s head at his leg.
Damn, alright, kind of a weird thing to do to a person, dump cats in their house, let's get you outa there for a bit might help with the congestion.
*he picks up one of the cats trying to go back inside the house and holds onto it like a baby while petting it.
“ Guess I need the air . . Are we going to the usual — ” He sneezes into his sleeve. “ Usual ice cream place? ”
ice cream Wednesday except it’s not Wednesday? Please? -Redux
so you mean you wanna hang out and get icecream? alright, come on, i found a new shake place just out of town
Sweet!!
Should we stop by 1’s to see if he wants to come..?
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, maybe we can all figure out what's with this horny brown coat version of us....
Hm.
He is weirdly horny. And violent.
i mean, you sure about the violent part, you do a lot of killing unprompted...
at least half is of your idea, Dude
Not unprompted, I got my reasons. Mostly self-defense…
go knock on 1’s door will ya?
Fine, it looks unprompted, and yeah sure I'll knock on his door,
*dude walks up to the green house and knocks on the door, the cold wind blowing in silence, he knocks yet again...*
After some shuffling around and quiet meowing emanating from the house, the door opens.
Resulting in a stray cat or two to slip out into the cold outdoors.
“ . . Hey. ” He sniffs, shoving tissues in his pocket.
Damn, you not looking to hot, you alright? Redux and I were going to grab some ice cream and have you come along, but looks like you need something a bit warmer...
*he looks at p1 was some concern yet mostly hidden behind his glasses
“ I’m not sick. ” He hated that word.
“ Allergies, sure. Someone dumped a bunch of cats here . . . ”
Speak of the devil, one bumps it’s head at his leg.
ice cream Wednesday except it’s not Wednesday? Please? -Redux
so you mean you wanna hang out and get icecream? alright, come on, i found a new shake place just out of town
Sweet!!
Should we stop by 1’s to see if he wants to come..?
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, maybe we can all figure out what's with this horny brown coat version of us....
Hm.
He is weirdly horny. And violent.
i mean, you sure about the violent part, you do a lot of killing unprompted...
at least half is of your idea, Dude
Not unprompted, I got my reasons. Mostly self-defense…
go knock on 1’s door will ya?
Fine, it looks unprompted, and yeah sure I'll knock on his door,
*dude walks up to the green house and knocks on the door, the cold wind blowing in silence, he knocks yet again...*
After some shuffling around and quiet meowing emanating from the house, the door opens.
Resulting in a stray cat or two to slip out into the cold outdoors.
“ . . Hey. ” He sniffs, shoving tissues in his pocket.
“ Who the hell are you? ”
- @Paradisesoldier
ah, my soldier, glad to see you again. I'm honestly surprised you haven't realised it earlier
It’s like looking in a really fucked-up mirror.
“ Your . . . Soldier? ” He mulls the words over. All-too familiar. He shakes his head.
“ Realise what. ”
Realise that i have been here. For several weeks, months, even years. It's funny that you have never noticed me atleast once. But now, It's finally time to reveal myself to you, little soldier
“ Cut the bullshit, you . . Huh? ”
yes, my dear. You heard that correctly.
“ Fuck you. ” He spat. “ You’re nothing. You don’t command me. ”
Say what you want, dear. You can't escape from me. You know that too.
He swipes his shotgun off his table.
“ You wanna know something? I ignored you. Just fuckin’ nagging all the time, that’s what you do. ”
A swift motion, and the gun is pointed straight to the Other-Dude’s chest.
“ I’ll stop you in your tracks right now, it’ll be a mercy kill. ”
he slowly puts his index finger on the gun and pushes it away
No need to get all violent, you can't kill me. Even if you would, i will come back. I am a demon who has the mission of tormenting you, dear. You cannot do anything to escape, just hide and run away, but i will still be here.
“ I’d kill you a million times over before listening to your shit. I’m not your ‘dear’, I’m not your soldier, — ”
“ Hell, I might be dreaming right now . ”
you might be, or not be dreaming. Who knows? Probably this whole world is just a dream, a simulation, a figment of your mind
“ This is all just some sick game. But you’re not getting the entertainment. ”
He looks at the gun in his now shaky hands again.
“ You’re not gonna win, here, if I . . Say, decide to stop playing. ”
well. you could stop "playing" if you want to, but i won't stop. i love to see how you destroy this town. Fascinating!
“ I’m going to save this town. ”
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“ Who the hell are you? ”
- @Paradisesoldier
ah, my soldier, glad to see you again. I'm honestly surprised you haven't realised it earlier
It’s like looking in a really fucked-up mirror.
“ Your . . . Soldier? ” He mulls the words over. All-too familiar. He shakes his head.
“ Realise what. ”
Realise that i have been here. For several weeks, months, even years. It's funny that you have never noticed me atleast once. But now, It's finally time to reveal myself to you, little soldier
“ Cut the bullshit, you . . Huh? ”
yes, my dear. You heard that correctly.
“ Fuck you. ” He spat. “ You’re nothing. You don’t command me. ”
Say what you want, dear. You can't escape from me. You know that too.
He swipes his shotgun off his table.
“ You wanna know something? I ignored you. Just fuckin’ nagging all the time, that’s what you do. ”
A swift motion, and the gun is pointed straight to the Other-Dude’s chest.
“ I’ll stop you in your tracks right now, it’ll be a mercy kill. ”
he slowly puts his index finger on the gun and pushes it away
No need to get all violent, you can't kill me. Even if you would, i will come back. I am a demon who has the mission of tormenting you, dear. You cannot do anything to escape, just hide and run away, but i will still be here.
“ I’d kill you a million times over before listening to your shit. I’m not your ‘dear’, I’m not your soldier, — ”
“ Hell, I might be dreaming right now . ”
you might be, or not be dreaming. Who knows? Probably this whole world is just a dream, a simulation, a figment of your mind
“ This is all just some sick game. But you’re not getting the entertainment. ”
He looks at the gun in his now shaky hands again.
“ You’re not gonna win, here, if I . . Say, decide to stop playing. ”
“ Who the hell are you? ”
- @Paradisesoldier
ah, my soldier, glad to see you again. I'm honestly surprised you haven't realised it earlier
It’s like looking in a really fucked-up mirror.
“ Your . . . Soldier? ” He mulls the words over. All-too familiar. He shakes his head.
“ Realise what. ”
Realise that i have been here. For several weeks, months, even years. It's funny that you have never noticed me atleast once. But now, It's finally time to reveal myself to you, little soldier
“ Cut the bullshit, you . . Huh? ”
yes, my dear. You heard that correctly.
“ Fuck you. ” He spat. “ You’re nothing. You don’t command me. ”
Say what you want, dear. You can't escape from me. You know that too.
He swipes his shotgun off his table.
“ You wanna know something? I ignored you. Just fuckin’ nagging all the time, that’s what you do. ”
A swift motion, and the gun is pointed straight to the Other-Dude’s chest.
“ I’ll stop you in your tracks right now, it’ll be a mercy kill. ”
he slowly puts his index finger on the gun and pushes it away
No need to get all violent, you can't kill me. Even if you would, i will come back. I am a demon who has the mission of tormenting you, dear. You cannot do anything to escape, just hide and run away, but i will still be here.
“ I’d kill you a million times over before listening to your shit. I’m not your ‘dear’, I’m not your soldier, — ”
“ Hell, I might be dreaming right now . ”
“ Who the hell are you? ”
- @Paradisesoldier
ah, my soldier, glad to see you again. I'm honestly surprised you haven't realised it earlier
It’s like looking in a really fucked-up mirror.
“ Your . . . Soldier? ” He mulls the words over. All-too familiar. He shakes his head.
“ Realise what. ”
Realise that i have been here. For several weeks, months, even years. It's funny that you have never noticed me atleast once. But now, It's finally time to reveal myself to you, little soldier
“ Cut the bullshit, you . . Huh? ”
yes, my dear. You heard that correctly.
“ Fuck you. ” He spat. “ You’re nothing. You don’t command me. ”
Say what you want, dear. You can't escape from me. You know that too.
He swipes his shotgun off his table.
“ You wanna know something? I ignored you. Just fuckin’ nagging all the time, that’s what you do. ”
A swift motion, and the gun is pointed straight to the Other-Dude’s chest.
“ I’ll stop you in your tracks right now, it’ll be a mercy kill. ”
“ Who the hell are you? ”
- @Paradisesoldier
ah, my soldier, glad to see you again. I'm honestly surprised you haven't realised it earlier
It’s like looking in a really fucked-up mirror.
“ Your . . . Soldier? ” He mulls the words over. All-too familiar. He shakes his head.
“ Realise what. ”
Realise that i have been here. For several weeks, months, even years. It's funny that you have never noticed me atleast once. But now, It's finally time to reveal myself to you, little soldier
“ Cut the bullshit, you . . Huh? ”
yes, my dear. You heard that correctly.
“ Fuck you. ” He spat. “ You’re nothing. You don’t command me. ”
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“ Who the hell are you? ”
- @Paradisesoldier
ah, my soldier, glad to see you again. I'm honestly surprised you haven't realised it earlier
It’s like looking in a really fucked-up mirror.
“ Your . . . Soldier? ” He mulls the words over. All-too familiar. He shakes his head.
“ Realise what. ”
Realise that i have been here. For several weeks, months, even years. It's funny that you have never noticed me atleast once. But now, It's finally time to reveal myself to you, little soldier
“ Cut the bullshit, you . . Huh? ”
“ Who the hell are you? ”
- @Paradisesoldier
ah, my soldier, glad to see you again. I'm honestly surprised you haven't realised it earlier
It’s like looking in a really fucked-up mirror.
“ Your . . . Soldier? ” He mulls the words over. All-too familiar. He shakes his head.
“ Realise what. ”
