This is so so so so so so so dumb but can you write some headcanons about good!Megahertz being super cool with Oliver and Kaz and yelling at them about taking care of themselves
THIS IS NOT DUMB. I DECIDED WHAT'S DUMB, AND THIS IS NOT IT. THE ONLY DUMB THING HERE IS ME.
[trigger warning for mentions of abusive parents]
• (so, this is set in a slight AU where Megahertz didn't try to take the aucturion in season 2 and therefore proved himself to not be evil anymore)
• Megahertz pretty much adopted Oliver once he realized, without Bridget, the boy didn't have any parents around since his dad lived in England
• then he sort-of adopted Kaz when he found out how shitty Kaz's family was and that his mom yelled at him every day
• Megahertz never actually said anything like, "hey, you can come to me if ever you need an adult"
• but Kaz and Oliver started seeing him as a father figure pretty quickly
• because Megahertz was just a little overbearing at times
• (and by that, I mean all the time)
• one time it was Oliver's lunch break at Mighty Med but he wasn't eating anything and Megahertz (who was still a janitor there, working to pay off his evil doings) was obvious like "wheres your food?"
• Oliver shrugged and replied, "I didn't bring anything"
• "why not?"
• "I dunno, I just forgot I guess"
• cue lecture about proper nutrition and how you always should remember to bring a lunch
• another time, Kaz was on his sixth cup of coffee and Megahertz was obvious concerned by how much that boy was shaking
• "shouldn't you lay off the coffee?"
• "I need it to stay awake"
• "aren't you getting enough sleep??"
• "uhhhhhh"
• he practically forced Kaz to take a nap after that
• and, listen, whenever something triggers Kaz or Oliver, Megahertz goes feral
• he protects those boys with his life
• Kaz started off calling Megahertz "Leslie" mainly to annoy him but then the name just sorta became the normal thing to call him
• Oliver started calling him Leslie too
• the name stuck after that, but Megahertz allowed only Kaz and Oliver to call him that
• Oliver eventually starts sleeping at Megahertz's layer (because even though he's a good guy now, he still has a layer for aesthetic purposes)
• when Oliver first dropped by in his sweatpants, t shirt, and a bag slung over his shoulder he looked almost ashamed
• and Megahertz was like "uh,,, can I help you?"
• (btw it was, like, 2 in the morning)
• and Oliver shuffles his feet and quietly says, "I don't like sleeping in my house by myself anymore. It feels too empty. Can I crash here for tonight?"
• of course Megahertz agreed and of course "for tonight" turned into "for however long I want to"
• and then Kaz shows up to the layers door one or two months later, an hour after he should have been at school, with a black eye
• Megahertz is about ready to beat someone up
• "who did this? Was it kids at school? I thought those bullies stopped picking on you!"
• but Kaz doesn't answer his questions. Instead he pushed past Megahertz, into the layer, threw his book bag onto the couch, and plopped down beside it
• Megahertz then proceeded with caution. He sat down next to Kaz, waiting for the boy to explain whenever he was ready
• and after 15 minutes of Kaz sitting there with his head in his hands, he asked, in a small voice "can I stay here?"
• and that was that. Kaz would stay with Megahertz until he wanted to go somewhere else
• so, at this point, Megahertz is raising these two
• and he learns very quickly that being a father figure means keeping the kids out of trouble
• which is hard considering Kaz and Oliver are trouble magnets
• they have to fight off villains every other day, not to mention Megahertz has to make sure Kaz doesn't do anything to dangerous
• ("trying to harness the power from the lightbulb to charge your phone? Really???")
• they're a really weird combination of people;
• a cyborg and two teenage boys, one of which is a professional over thinker and is the son of the villain, Mr. Terror, and the other is a reckless ball of energy who has some serious parent issues as well
• but, somehow, they managed to be a family

















