Idek

Do I even have real emotions or do I just have a menstrual cycle

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

I love wisdom

“you want to kill your circumstances”

You want to kill your pain

I really needed to hear this. And I am sure that others do too.

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

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My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

im craving dicks right now my life is hard

i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT

Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore

you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut