jesus forgive me, i am a thot

Men are so underwhelming. Give me a rose. Sing to me. Come into my dressing room through a two way mirror. Find a mannequin that looks like me and dress it up like a bride. Meet me in the graveyard and pretend to be my dead father. Burn down the Opera House. Impress me you fools

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…

y'all act like you’ve never read a post about cum before

i haven’t i hope i never do

I hate to tell you this…but you’re in a post about cum right now.

im not your little dad anymore, girl

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.

holy shit marge

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Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(