PaperFish

Under produced, pornless fart contest videos are sorely underrated. I need people to battle it out like beyblades and rip it!! People used to record them more.

My brain is in shambles. I am so pent up right now. I really want to turn people on and I really want attention (vain i know) I keep finding people on here with obscure fetishes and im like yeah id totally talk dirty to you about that fringe thing, if I could make your heart race. I want to move people. I want to make people desire me. I want to play and tug with their heart strings until they come undone. That Control over someone sounds fucking amazing. To figure out what makes them tic and then turn them on. I need someone to make me cum and I need them to take it all while on their knees. I'm so flustered this is really just a horny vent so i wont tag. Im in a weird mood where id love to pin them down, to hold their throat or Hold their chin. Grab their ass hard. Even stepping on them sounds fun and thats not one of my known kinks. I could put a foot on their shoulder and press them down. I feel crazy. Its like I have a surge of adrenaline pumping through me but I also really want company and companionship. Id only do what someone feels comfortable with but I feel daring right now. Is this relatable at all? Okay rant over.

I need you guys to tell me how your wet farts feel. Is it actually wet? Like if I slid my hand down your pants to wipe you with my hand would it be wet or moist when It comes out? Does is feel warmer or better than normal farts? Is it always pre poop farts for you or can it happen at other times. Tell me about the smell! Seriously send an ask me/reply or message! Id love to hear all your nasty details. I desperately want to eat ass when you rip wet farts on my tongue and down my throat.

I woke myself up with a fart. No, not from the sound. The smell woke me up. I thought something was burning. The acidic part of the smell made my nose tingle like when you smell a chemical. I wondered if I shit myself. Luckily I was spared. >_<

If I farted on top of your vagina would it rumble like a queef as it goes through? I want you to tell me how it feels.

I had a burning pain in my tummy at work on Friday. This was my second day working with this girl sitting next to me all day. She had burped quietly a couple times so I figured it was okay to do the same. Its almost a disservice to not call it a beltch. They were LOUD and I couldn't hold them in. I went to the bathroom nearby and had to burp in there. I had the kind of burps that would shake the room if it was a cartoon. I was desperate for the burning to go away. I came out and burped again while working. She then said, " You are really gassy. I heard your burps in the bathroom. Haha, If you have to fart make sure to go outside." She could hear me through the door and wall from her desk. I hadnt even farted in front of her and I DID need to fart but I couldnt go outside to do it because then she would know. The toilet had seen better days after work as well.