PaperDurre

I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

As I get higher in my training, it appears my new hobby is fighting with subspecalists.

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

No wonder she’s popping joints

god gives his hardest battles (digestive issues) to his sexiest soldiers

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

eventually, you’ll end up learning how to separate urself from ppl who aren’t on the same page as you. spiritually, mentally, emotionally

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

how do you get the hat to talk

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

how do u get the hat to talk