In the Kingdom

“Whatchu gon do? Get on there and pretend like you the praying mantis???” 💀💀💀

Moms voice through me off😂😂😂😂

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

daniellesterphilhowell

you will unlearn all of the bad habits you taught yourself and you will grow into someone stronger than you ever imagined you could be

Highkey they ain’t have to do that, squidward wasn’t shit.

Here is your periodic reminder that there is no transitive property of consent, therefore consent to one thing is not consent to another. Ex: consent to sex is not consent to pregnancy. Y'all have a lovely day.

consent to sex not using a condom is consent to being pregnant its common sense can you even use your head

Also it’s dangerous to try to apply your experiences to anyone else’s and especially so to use your experiences to try to influence the decisions of others. Like seriously have you ever worked with a human being in your life? Have you ever had to be on a team? You’d be surprised what people don’t know or what they may be misinformed about and you really don’t know what they experienced for that to happen, so how about not throwing blame around wontonly and worse, stop trying to punish people (with a child no less!!) based on your sanctimonious worldview.