One of the greatest tragedies of macgyver(2016) is that they stopped having shots of Jack holding on to the back of Mac’s belt to keep him from falling out of a car window after season 1
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MacGyver June Cairo Day 2! Defenestration + Helping Hands
Falling behind already, sadly. @macgyvercairo
on ao3 :)
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So it was math, which Mac’s oxygen deprived brain could only hazard at with scattered estimates and vague physics. His assailant and him were flying left, and the RV’s left window was careening right. Two forces colliding. Mac and his assailant were moving at maybe five miles per hour with a collective weight likely over three hundred pounds. The RV was mid-turn, which meant not all of its speed was flying directly sideways, but merely some fraction of it that Mac was struggling to calculate. The RV probably weighed over ten thousand pounds. Their legs hitting the edge of the table would bleed out some energy. Exactly how much force was required to shatter a plane of glass?
The answer to that last question turned out to be irrelevant. However much energy it would’ve taken was apparently more than it took for the rubber gasket holding the window into the RV wall to give out. Instead of breaking, the whole plane of glass detached completely.
Glass pane, assailant, and Mac, collectively flew out of the RV.
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MacGyver June Cairo Day 1! Bad Weather + Pyrrhic Victory
I realized I forgot to make a tumblr post for this, @macgyvercairo. the full thing on ao3 :)
/// You believe me like a god, I'll betray you like a man ///
Mac had just been so calm beforehand, like he knew exactly what he had to do and how to do it. There was urgency, sure, but a smooth and calculated sort. He’d been his usual at-work self, focused, intent, and distant. His flannel sleeves had been bunched up above his elbows, one higher than the other, and one he had to keep absently shoving up as it drifted downwards. They’d had to cut it off in the ambulance, at least the parts of it that would come off.
“Jack.” Mac hadn’t even looked at Jack when he’d started speaking, not needing to confirm the fact that he was heard, eyes fixed over Jack’s shoulder. “I need you to get one of those metal panels off the wall.”
“On it.” Jack had lurched to his feet. Unquestioning. He’d learned not to question Mac. Fuck.
Jack pulled his head out of the sink, lifting his hand off the drain to let the full basin of water drain away. Cold water dripped down the back of his neck, trickled from his eyelids into his eyes, stinging and blurring his vision, dampening his shirt. He breathed hard. A man washing his hands with one of the other bathroom sinks gave Jack a strange look but didn’t comment.
I am in the middle of falling back inlove with a very long term MacGyver rp so I will now be using this tumblr as a place to drop all my new Headcannons and scream about things that I think are adorable.
Welcome to my Ted talk I have no clue how long this will be for.
His mom died when he was five. He was a smart kid, yeah, but he was still five. There was still another 5-6 years before Lauretta entered his life and became pseudo mom to him, leaving him with his dad who definitely wasn’t there 24/7 like he should’ve been
Canonically, Bozer could’ve met Mac either before or after his dad left, so that’s whole situation could’ve been a thing in itself. James just up and left on his only son’s birthday. We saw what happened with that
Being in the military definitely gave him some form of ptsd, even though we don’t see it. Mac saw people die and probably caused some deaths inadvertently himself. You know that’s going to cause some issues
And the first episode, we see him get shot, in the chest, very close to his heart. You can’t convince me that it only took three months to heal. That’s the first injury we see. It could be the first time he was actually shot, but definitely not the first time being shot at, military aside
But like, the training and early DXS missions and the failed missions— you cannot tell me there were no repercussions and there wasn’t a time where Mac wanted to quit but toughed through everything
It adds so much depth into what goes through his mind every time he enters a situation. His minds gotta be thinking at 500 mph to make sure everyone who goes in gets out alive.
I have been thinking about adding to my list of characters in the coming months. I have been contemplating adding the following
-Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso)
-Roy Kent (Ted Lasso)
-Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso)
-Sam Obisanya (Ted Lasso)
-Tony Stark (Marvel)
-Natasha "Phoenix" Trace (Top Gun: Maverick)
-Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
-Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
-Fred or George Weasley (Harry Potter)
-Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
-Angus MacGyver (2016 MacGyver)
If these new additions interest you please let me know by commenting or messaging me! I want to create quality letters and don't want to spread myself too thin but If there seems to be interest in characters I can add them to my list.
For those of us MacGyver fans who are clinging to the fandom and the characters as a life line because we love it so much, I would like to introduce you to dear reader letters. Writing personalized letters to you from characters you love and mailing them to your door. Check it out! Especially if you are apart of any of these other fandoms.
I know it's been months, but I just read "convincing enough for you?" And I neeeeed a part 2 where they go on the mission 😭😭😭
I had no clue that people actually read these! If you guys really want a part 2 I will write one! I have another fic coming too but it deals with panic attacks so I want it to be right.
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Summary: An important mission came up, and during the briefing it became clear that Mac didn't think you were the right fit for the flirtatious role.
Word Count: 1.6k
Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, Use of Y/N (not excessive), First Person, Fight Flirting, Arguing, A malfunctioning MacGyver, A villain who likes to take advantage of women, Couple Arguments. Let me know if I missed anything!
A/N: Hey Guys! This my first MacGyver Fanfiction, I love writing the series and characters so let me know if you guys like it! Comments and messages mean the world to me! If you've got any ideas for future fic's my idea box is open!
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“I’m not sure if this is the best idea, Matty. You know how they feel about each other.” Riley trailed after her boss as they made their way down the hall to the war room. She had been let in on the game plan for the next mission early because Matty needed her input.
“They’re adults. They can put their feelings, undefined they are, away in order to do their job professionally.” Matty could hope. Ever since you joined the Phoenix Foundation there had been a certain animosity between you and a certain human encyclopedia. You were never sure if it was flirting or trying to get on each other’s nerves.
Matty could hear the sounds of shouting from the war room down the hall. “Oh, get your head out of the clouds! You know all too well that if it wasn’t for Bozer and Jack you would have blown yourself up, gotten shot, or made some kinda poisonous gas to kill yourself. You think you’re way more aware than you are. But newsflash: you’re not!” You paused to take a breath, you had made sure to choose your words carefully, they were nothing if not the truth. Mac could make a plane out of a recycling bin and some potatoes, but he routinely got his ass saved by Jack in the field, and Bozer in his own home.
Mac stood in front of the coffee table, his arms crossed tight across his chest. “At least I actually do things to save our asses on missions. Or were you the one who made infrared glasses so we could see the cameras when Riley couldn’t access the system?”
Something about Mac’s defensiveness made you want to egg him on continually. Maybe it was because you liked to hear him talk, even when it wasn’t in a positive way. There were days where the two of you were civil and even friendly, but those days were boring. No conversations would be had, and the day inevitably turned into awkward silence and stares.
Neither you nor Mac liked it that way.
So you picked on each other. It was clear there were never any ill intentions, but sometimes it rode the line and, you were sure, made your coworkers wonder if you and Mac were actually mad. To be fair, it was a question that rarely had a simple answer. But that was just the way the two of you were. Complicated. And you wouldn’t have taken it any other way.
“Can we go one meeting without you two saying something distasteful to each other? One meeting. That’s all I’m asking.” Matty pulled up her screen on the wall before shooting a pointed look at those who stood around the room. Jack observed the screens as they came up, and Riley sat on one of the chairs doing her best to ignore you and Mac, knowing how this would go, and something told her Matty wouldn’t get her wish for peace.
“This is Bryan Snyder.” A rather unpleasant-looking man was pulled up on the full screen along with his Phoenix records. “Hacker extraordinaire with a rap sheet a mile long of gambling offenses.” Matty flashed a couple photos across the screen of Bryan surrounded by presumable winnings and women.
Riley finally took a cue from Matty and spoke up. "He's had incidents filed with multiple casinos, all stemming from his pension for picking up women who've just fought with their partners, while the partner is around."
Jack scoffed as he found his way to the empty seat next to Riley. “Sounds like he's made a game out of picking up girls on the rebound."
Jack’s comment earned a grin from Riley, who added: "At least he looks like he tips well."
Your leg bounced involuntarily as you fiddled with the few paperclips in your hand—not bending them, just linking them together one after the other to make a chain. It drove Mac mad, and you knew it. He was one who did things with purpose, so idly fiddling with some paperclips without reshaping or bending them clawed at him internally. “So what is our position in this?” you finally spoke up. “I didn’t know the Phoenix Foundation did personal vendetta work for ex-girlfriends.”
Matty shook her head watching Mac who silently but unsubtly stared you down as you wrapped the paperclip chain around your wrist to make a bracelet. “Not a vendetta. A prevention service for the Parisian government. Snyder holds a virus on his laptop that, if released onto the broadband servers of France, would cause nationwide blackouts and hold millions of people’s information hostage.”
Jack’s face soured at the thought. “Oooh, okay, yeah, so not an angry ex-girlfriend. Got it.”
“We’ve had Riley coding a USB drive that, once plugged in, can give her access to the computer’s system. That way she can corrupt the virus so that when he tries to open it, none of the code will be salvageable. The only thing our team needs to worry about is getting that drive plugged into Snyder’s computer for 8 minutes without him noticing.”
Another scoff came from Jack. “No offense, Matty, but this guy seems like the kinda nerd to be obsessed with his computer. He’s probably one of those weirdos who treats it like his baby or something.” He immediately turned to Riley who had her computer in her lap. He pressed his lips together and stood up, walking towards the other wall to get as far away from Riley as possible. “I’m just gonna shut up now.”
“Yeah, smart choice.”
“The plan, if you guys will ever let me get to it, is this: Is to send in (Y/N) with a partner to pose as our unhappy couple, Bryan has a stay booked with a casino in Monaco this weekend. It’s his last stop on the way into France. A messy breakup in the middle of the casino should be enough to pique Snyder’s interest, and from there all (Y/N) has to do is get him to take her to his hotel room so she can connect the USB to his laptop, which shouldn’t be so hard given his M.O. After 8 minutes, once Riley’s USB has done its job, (Y/N) will take it out and destroy it so it’s not traceable.” Matty pressed her lips together firmly when she noticed Mac shifting his stance and uncrossing his arms, which normally meant that he had something to say. “Can I help you Blondie?”
Mac took the opportunity and stepped forward. “Why don’t we just send in Riley? If the USB doesn’t work, she’ll be able to disable the virus manually. Plus,” a strong look of disdain settled on his face, “I don’t think (Y/N) can flirt convincingly enough to get him to take her back to his room. It’s dangerous to put the weight of a mission on it without a backup.”
That got you mad. You stood and eyed Mac in his stupid power stance. His hands on his hips while he stared at the screen as if he was avoiding eye contact with you. You wondered where all of his confidence had suddenly gone.
“Oh? You don’t think I can handle it?” You took a confident couple steps towards Mac. A well-placed hand on his forearm brought his big blue eyes back to you, somewhat confused as to what you were doing but it didn’t seem as if he was going to stop you.
You took his silence as permission to continue and slid your hand down his arm, bringing your free hand up to play with the suede lapel of his jacket near his chest. You lifted your eyes to meet his for a single, shy moment and couldn’t help the way your cheeks flushed. Who thought it was a good idea to give a man with such a perfect face those baby blues? Fuck.
Mac was malfunctioning, his jaw slack as he tried to focus on anything other than how close you were to him. Or the fact he could feel your breath on his neck, or the way your hands held him. Tantalizing and unobtainable. He was sure if either of you did anything in the oncoming moments he’d find himself too deep to back out.
You slid the fingers fiddling with his jacket past his chest to his abdomen, felt the shiver run up his spine even though he tried his best to hide it. Your fingers reached his beltline with more confidence than you felt, and…there was a undeniable tension. One that left you wondering if perhaps you should excuse yourself and drag Mac into some unoccupied office down the hall.
A quick smack below the belt and Mac was half-keeled over, gasping for air as you stepped aside with a prideful smirk. “That convincing enough for you?”
The rest of the team broke into laughter, the sexual and uncalled for tension that was in the room had gone.
“The Macbook needed to reboot there for a moment huh,” Jack said patting your shoulder. “You’ll do just fine, and your mission partner will be there as your backup, you can trust them
Matty just pulled on that subtle smirk she wore when she knew something was bound to be entertaining. “Well, glad you’re working on your chemistry, because Mac is your mission partner. Try not to cause a scene before the target gets there, though. Wheels up in 2 hours.”
Mac had finally been able to gather himself and recover from the unexpected tap. “Let’s just hope you’re ready for 2 to be playing that game.”
A/N: Thank You guys for reading! I am thinking about making another part about the actual mission or what the aftermath would look like for your and Mac's relationship.
A/N: Remember I'm always open to talk to people (18+) about MacGyver! I love the fandom and want to interact as much as possible. If your interested don't be afraid to shoot me a message!
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Sometimes I think fondly about Macgyver (2016) season 3 episode 13 Wilderness + Training + Survival....and how absolutely batshit this episode was. If the creators had decided to confidently maintain these chaos levels, I think the show would have been better and had a longer run in general (but that's just my opinion).
Some random insane details that got fully brushed over but make me lose my mind every time:
Mac actively choosing to bring no emergency supplies out of pure god complex.
That time the bad guy leader tore Mac's beanie off and grabbed him by the hair sexual-style. Absolutely no other character has thought to grab Mac by the hair in the original show or the reboot like wtf
EDIT I've been reminded by some friendly reblogs that hair-pulling happens in a couple other episodes. Regardless, it cracks me up every single time. The guy seems to do it out of pure frustration and that is so funny to me.
Riley wearing acrylics into the wilderness
The bad guy just up and massacred his entire squad so he wouldn't have to share the money. Like he just shot them all in cold blood. That's some GOT shit.
Mac getting shot in the thigh from like two inches away and not having his entire femur shattered.
Riley and Bozer running into a clearing scattered with dead bodies?? With Mac bleeding out (?) in the middle?? No questions asked.
At least two of the bad guys were SEVERELY injured and they just got left to die in the absolute middle of nowhere after all that emphasis on how dangerous the wilderness is lmfao
RILEY WEARING ACRYLICS INTO THE WILDERNESS
Bozer being totally confused by the word yarrow implying that he did literally none of the reading.
That one guy who was blinded by burning poison oak and left to die in the woods
Mac doing math and science word problems outloud while a group of murdering criminals stare at him in confusion
Why did he have a random hillbilly friend in the mountains
Why did he suddenly have a pickup truck for the occasion
anyway i miss Macgyver and i wish it would come back RIP ok bye