#brain dribble

I miss being in love! I miss the feeling of being safe and cherished. Some days I am overcome with loneliness and my chest aches and I wonder how everything went so wrong.

I have 5 minutes here I am again. It’s not even the next day but that's ok I just need another brain squeeze because I’ve been working really hard today and by working hard I mean hardly at all because I’ve been feeling too restless and creative to sit down and do boring school assignments UGH. School is so frustrating it’s like a train that never ends and you’re not allowed to get up and leave your cabin and stretch your legs even if a group of monkeys has hijacked the train and are viciously eating everyones toes. If you so much as say anything to suggest that those monkeys should not be eating the students’ toes then the driver will be all like “OH YOU THINK YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A TRAIN NOW???? YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD? WELL HERE THEN HAVE THE ENTIRE BLOODY TRAIN AND SEE HOW YOU FAIR AND YOU’LL SEE!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING YOU PEASANT” and then the student would be like “woa man i was just asking if you could do something about the flesh eating monkeys, no hard feelings bro. its just a bit difficult walking around with no toes because did you know they are kind of important for balance? well they kind of are...” I don’t know what to write now, i got distracted because my earphone was falling out, and TIME IS UP.

Do you ever wonder what percentage of your follower count is spam blogs

You know that part of your brain that constantly offers its input on your thoughts but it's usually stupid as hell input and you just have to sit there for a moment and process the absurdity of what your brain just managed to produce

Okay seriously though why haven’t they made a Zoo Tycoon 3 yet?

Mewtwo has resting bitch face

I sincerely cannot fathom how there are people whose view of the world is so black and white that they can hate an entire category of people.