What if 👉👈 we were in the same time zone 🥺

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

alright gays, i'm gonna go clock into work [searches up vanilla extract and clicks the vanilla extract option in every poll for 8 hours] ah another hard days work done, but i do what i love

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here