“We are broadcasting this live above U.A High School and you won’t believe what we are seeing! Everyone, please take a look!”
In the middle of a no-longer-empty track field, were three black vehicles. The cars were parked in a straight line with the perfect distances apart from one another. In front of the line of cars was a table oddly standing out in the middle of the field with black sunshade set over it.
Men dressed in black suits stood in a perfect line between the cars and the table. They stood up straight, chin held high and hands folded behind their backs. It was obvious that these were well-trained bodyguards.
However, those weren’t what shocked the audiences sitting in front of their TVs. No…rather than the men and the cars…it was that single man prostrating on the ground, his attire making him stand out from all the black.
“ALL MIGHT! IT’S ALL MIGHT!” The reporter screamed, causing the microphone to ring from her sharp voice. “The former No.1 Hero who hasn’t been seen since the announcement of his retirement!! But…just what is this current situation?!”
What was the current situation?
That was what Toshinori wanted to know.
Genre: Crossover, comedy, fluff, shounen-ai (mild boy love)
Pairing: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya)
Author: Canna / Yellow Canna
Story Beta’d by Nanami_ontheShore
It began on an ordinary Friday.
The afternoon sun was strong, heating up the land below. There wasn’t a single sign of any clouds in the azure sky.
This was supposed to be a peaceful day for friends and families to gather and celebrate the coming of the weekend.
Unfortunately, this Friday was destined not to be a peaceful one.
“U.A has been invaded by unknown enemies!”
“Men in black are surrounding U.A High School!!”
“Could this be a Villain attack?!”
“We are awaiting the helicopters to get a better look—”
“Black cars can be seen barricading the entrances to U.A High school…!”
“The police are at the scene…!”
Every news channel was going crazy with Japan’s entire attention all directed to one school.
“We interrupt everyone with an emergency broadcast.” The newscaster announced sternly as she sat before the camera. “This morning at 9:24 am, unknown vehicles were spotted breaking entry into U.A High school. The emergency gate of the school has been activated, but according to witnesses, the gate was blasted apart by an unknown force which is speculated to be some sort of psychokinesis Quirks.”
As she spoke, a screenshot appeared by her left. It was a picture of the U.A High school gate, where the thick metallic barrier was wretched.
“Police and Heroes are now at the scene. We will move over to Furi-san, who is currently at the sight.”
The screen changed to a man that had the appearance of a ferret with curly brown fur. He was standing amongst a mass of people—all of them being reporters judging from the equipment they were holding.
“Thank you, Tanaka-san.” The man had to shout into the mic in his hand to be heard. “I am currently at the front of U.A High School, but due to police and Hero involvements, we are unfortunately unable to get any closer!!”
He then stepped to the side and the cameraman raised the camera, shooting pass the crowd to give the audiences a look in the distance.
Thanks to the police pushing all the reporters back, they were able to create an empty space around U.A High School’s gate. The camera was easily able to capture the black vehicles blocking the entrance with men in black suits and dark sunglasses standing guard.
“As you can see, there are currently five black vehicles barricading the gate! Their identities and goals are unknown, but neither police nor Heroes are taking any action! It appears that they are not Villains!! As of yet, no one from U.A High School has stepped out to give us any information. We can only—” Furi then paused, hand going to the Bluetooth in his ear as he tried to hear whatever was being said.
After a moment, the man’s beady eyes lit up and hurriedly turned back to the camera.
“The helicopter team has just arrived! We will switch over to Saito-san who will give us an air view of just what is happening within U.A!”
Once more, the scene changed, this time to a woman with bob cut hair.
“This is Saito!” She shouted through the noise generated by the helicopter’s main rotor. She had safety equipment tied over her body as she leaned over the open door of the helicopter. Her clothes and hair were flapping wildly in the wind as she gestured for the cameraman to get closer to her.
“We are broadcasting this live above U.A High School and you won’t believe what we are seeing! Everyone, please take a look!”
The camera then turned to the world outside. For a moment, the entire screen became white due to the difference in lighting, but the lens soon adjusted to show the audience just what was going on inside U.A.
Everyone sitting in front of the television had their eyes bulging out in shock at the sight.
There, in the middle of a no-longer-empty track field, were three black vehicles identical to the ones surrounding the gate. The cars were parked in a straight line with the perfect distances apart from one another. In front of the line of cars was a table oddly standing out in the middle of the field with black sunshade set over it.
Men dressed in black suits stood in a perfect line between the cars and the table. They stood up straight, chin held high and hands folded behind their backs. It was obvious that these were well-trained bodyguards.
But those weren’t what shocked the audiences. No…rather than the men and the cars…it was that single man kneeling before the table, his attire making him stand out from all the black.
“ALL MIGHT! IT’S ALL MIGHT!” The reporter all but screamed, causing the microphone to ring from her sharp voice. “The former No.1 Hero who hasn’t been seen since the announcement of his retirement!! But…just what is this current situation?!”
What was the current situation?
That was what Toshinori wanted to know as well.
The loud noises of helicopters rang in the air, followed by the reports’ screams as they constantly flew over him, casting short moments of shade over his burning body.
The former No.1 Hero has been kneeling here for a good hour now. There was a layer of sweat coating his body with the strong sunlight burning into his back. Even his hair became drier than usual.
To make matters worse, the scorching sunlight wasn’t the only thing drilling holes into his body. It was the eyes of the hundreds of students that made it all the more painful. When another shadow passed by him, All Might didn’t need to look up to know another helicopter had arrived, carrying more reporters to film his shameful situation.
He really wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
The loud sizzling sound was constantly tempting Toshinori. Unable to help himself any longer, he snuck a glance up to the chief who had just slapped a piece of beautiful wagyu onto the hot iron pan. The aromatic smell of meat only added to his torture as he swallowed hard.
“Here, Chuuya! Ah~” A cheerful voice sang as the young man with chocolate brown hair waved around a thin slice of finely cooked wagyu on the tip of his silver fork.
The man with pumpkin-orange hair glanced at it skeptically but still leaned over to his partner. The black chains bounding both of their arms between them jingled from his movement. A pair of rosy lips opened up and wrapped around the beautifully cooked beef.
His lips closed around the fork before he slid back. Just like that, the man took away the juicy beef from the fork, his lips wiping off the juice on the silver fork and leaving behind only a thin trace of his saliva.
“Hmm…it’s not bad!” The redhead commented with mild surprise as if expecting otherwise.
“Why of course!” The brunet said. He happily stabbed his fork into another slice. With the same fork he had fed the redhead, he brought the piece of meat into his mouth. “I did tell you that this store got the best wagyu recipe in Musutafu!”
“You said the same thing in Hokkaido and that place was shit.” The orange-haired man retorted, raising his empty glass as a man in a black suit stepped forward. He picked up the bottle of wine from the ice and elegantly refilled the glass.
“It was your fault for not realizing it was April the first.” The brunet shrugged, waving his glass with half-melted ice. A different man came up. He took the empty cup, dumping out the water and the melted ice to replace it with new ones. After that, he pulled out a bottle of whiskey and filled the glass with the golden fluid.
“How about I strangle you with your bandages and hang you on the rooftop on Halloween?”
“Chuuya! I never knew you were into that kind of play!”
“Um…” A voice cut in just before the two could start bickering.
Umber and icy blue eyes instantly snapped to the No.1 Hero kneeling before them. The poor man was shivering badly, looking to be on the verge of tears as he looked pleadingly at the two youngsters.
“C-can we please take this somewhere else?”
It was truly a pitiful sight.
Anyone with a shred of sympathy would immediately escort the former Hero indoors and provide him with the finest treatment if they had saw him acting like this. Unfortunately for him, the two people in front of him had anything but sympathy.
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