John Media Literacy

I’m like Sailor Moon but instead of using my pure heart and the power of friendship to defeat evil I use them to drink copious amounts of alcohol to little to no downside

Can you name all 57 women?

Shoot my queue is empty I need to write more bullshit

Source? It was revealed to me by the microplastics in my brain

Is that a Lleech in your pants or are you just happy to see me

I bring a certain joy and childlike wonder to the table that the horrors of real life don’t seem to respect and it’s really dulling my sparkle

I’m currently in a very vulnerable time of my life in case there’s any Beatrice the Golden Witches out there to convince me that witches are real despite my staunch atheism

Need one of those horse pictures and the line on it is “you will get drawn and quartered… cis boy…”

You’re telling me they really named the 3rd installment of Meteor World Actor ‘Gaslight Bullet’? I couldn’t make this shit up

Mormons are Fish