eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

I got chills just thinking about this

Kiedy myślisz, że poznałeś dno jej psychopatycznej duszy, ale okazuje się, że jest jeszcze garaż podziemny z pięcioma piętrami głęboko w dół. 

Congrats! This post is infused with happy vibes which means if you’re reading this right now, the goodness of your day just went up by 75% and you’ll smile at least 5 times today.

I pray to her in the early hours of the morning, when the world is still. She comes when I stand at the edge of a street at 2am, when I am not hiding myself.

Slavic date idea: let’s go out mushroom picking and camp out in the forest for the night. When we get back home the next morning all tired and covered in leaves, we’d have scrambled eggs with mushrooms for breakfast.