my ancient history teacher interrupting herself to tell us, while looking very distressed and worried, "just to be clear, never, ever, accept to partake in any form of competition against one of the gods" as if it were a very common occurrence is top tier teaching

i like how the phrase "sworn nemesis" implies the existence of more casual nemeses

you're her nemesis i'm her sworn nemesis we are not the same

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

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Why do I feel sad whenever someone is sincerely nice and gentle with me