ellie

honestly the funniest thing about the tumblr manscaped ads is that a company with "man" in its name selling a product for shaving your cock and balls decided to run a massive inescapable ad campaign on not only the social media site with the smallest male population, but also the only social media site where the majority of male users do not have testicles

i logged in and saw the ads and thought i did something wrong

i’m either “spends two whole weeks without saying a single word to anyone” or “talks a lot really fast because i’m excited/angry about something while no one understands what i’m saying”

Hello I would like to go a while without saying any words, yes

Wow I love this

its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

every Pisces ever:📢 NO📢 I'M ❕👉NOT👈📢 😭😰OVeR!SeNSiTiVE📢😊😳💤 oR😤💢😡👀 MaNiPULaTiVE📝 😧AnD 📢😱I DoN't📢💣 ACt 📢LiKE 🐍📢A📢❌😭👊 VICtIM!!! ❌📢👉NeVER👈!!!❌📢

@hortonhearda

something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort

*scoffs* ‘“Dark Lord” huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you don’t have a REAL JOB.’

I'm dying

Bich I’m lonely as fuk