Ham on Rye

My last two brain cells

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

martha you will not have my hands

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

Before he cheats by Carrie Underwood

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

Wtf lol

Doing it just in case….

I can’t miss a chance

Bitch I got a fine to pay or I go to prison, I’m relying on u bitch

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

Your bastard

My old OCS staring me in the face and trying to get me to continue their stories