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A VP at my workplace ate me out and that’s the first time a man has made me cum… he’s 19 years older than me but whatever

Shania Twain has my heart and I hope she never lets it go 🤩🤷🏼‍♀️

Guys… Mr Big is the worst kisser in history, he never moves his lips or even parts his lips in the slightest, Carrie is always doing all the work and I don’t know how she puts up with that shit

I’m writing a Jerry x Elaine fan fiction about them meeting in college. Does anyone want to be the first of few readers of at least the first chapter and let me know what you think?

My new dream job is to become a sound engineer for debates involving any major political topic so when the arrogance starts spewing out I can just pull the plug out and go ”Oopsie, looks like it’s broken and can’t be fixed 👉🏻👈🏻” how funny would that be

So many people, so much hate, so much crime, so divided, each day something tragic and historical happens, the price of living isn’t livable and hasn’t been since 2009, gave my life of financial freedom away to an institution that just validated that I can be professional, nothing else, no one dates for friendship anymore, just sex and to not be alone, I’m tired.

I wanna have hot, steamy, romantic, think about it for the next week(three months) type of sex right now. Any takers?

I’d gladly let Selina Meyer use me as a seat… god damn that ass is 🥵

On another note, there needs to be a facial cleanser brush that gently sprays water out of it. I’m tired of rinsing my face with my hands over a tiny sink and getting water down my arms and onto the counter and floor. Not only will it rinse my face, but it’ll rinse the brush too. Is this a thing already?

I can’t wait for the day that people my age are finally making the big decisions for this country. Im tired of paying more than have of my full-time job weekly paychecks just to be in 500sq feet of “livable” space… like I’m really paying $2 per square foot per month and I have over $700 per month in student loans to pay so uhhh…. There’s a problem. “Just work hard and save money” I’m sick of it. I work 8 hours a day 5 days a week, and currently considering doing doordash or something, which is more than what the older generation told us we have to do to contribute to society to begin with. Like I’m doing the exact thing I was told to do plus more and I can barely save $100 a month to put into my savings… I have a two degrees btw… and don’t come at me with the “interest charges are on hold right now” I have private loans that aren’t doing that so yea, I have interest charges still building up plus I’m paying $250 a month the government loans trying to take advantage of interest not being charged right now… please someone do something about this, I literally just want to eat and maybe have time to paint every once in a while, thanks.

Probably controversial, but, it’s exhausting trying to keep up with people’s triggers. Especially when they aren’t consistent day to day or week to week. Yes I understand things change and you can get more comfortable with certain things that may not be triggers anymore, but it should not be my responsibility to ask you every day what to say and what not to say/do. It’s exhausting.