Im so sorry this is my side blog!!!(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different

one thing you have to understand is sometimes a girl will express her need to kill and you just have to be understanding. this is natural just like shoplifting

jesus christ. what a day… i’ll probably kill myself later to relax

the difference between like 2018 and 2022 is like a whole micro century.

I don't think people are lying or trying to make themselves feel better when they say large noses crooked teeth mismatched eyes whatever make a person hotter. I think you shouldn't underestimate people's attraction to the offbeat the unusual the unique

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse