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Okay but the whole “Abe not being able to solve a Rubik’s cube after three decades” thing in the 2004 movie always makes me roll my eyes. You went out of your way to make him twenty billion IQ and then made him bad at algorithmic problem solving. One of the things that IQ depends on. Whatever man

you can start reading the hellboy B.P.R.D. spinoff series after finishing the main story, but watch the fuck out. trust nobody and do not get attached to anyone or you will know pain.

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Always a reblog. 💋

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

Can't believe it took me until now to think of a ship name as simple as Lobstrevor for my funniest Hellboy headcanon (Professor Bruttenholm having been bitter exes with Lobster Johnson and telling Hellboy Lobster was a fictional character out of spite)

the thing i probably love most about hellboy is that he has arguably the worst luck in the world but he still chooses again and again and again to do good...in booty shorts.

Look, if you're gonna have real shity luck all the time, you might as well wear comfy clothes and eat pamcakes.