the lamb post is a campus newsletter that was established by a group of students after a series of misconduct working for the official palladian newspaper. in addition to spreading mayhem, it also offers weekly horoscopes, tarot readings, blind items, personalised comic strips, and your mama jokes.
ā±Ėļ½”ā āŖ šššššš ššššššš . ( a collection of dialogue prompts based on varying types of demands &. requests . adjust phrasing as necessary . this prompt WILL likely be updated in the future . )
don't say a word .
don't leave me here .
meet me at our spot tonight .
follow me and stay close .
don't beg , it's pathetic .
can you ( tie / zip ) this for me ?
stop lying to me . tell me what you did .
put that down , you don't know what it ( is / does ) .
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š for what my muse would write about yours in their diary.
š· for what my muse would say to the paparazzi about yours.
š for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse.
šŖ for the eulogy my muse would give for yours.
š for a letter my muse would write to yours.
š« for a letter my muse would write about yours to a third party.
šØ for a text my muse would send to yours.
š¬ for a text my muse would send to yours to a third party.
š for what my muse would say upon hearing about your museās death.
šŖ for what my muse would say to your museās child about them.
š for what my muse would say upon hearing yours has been arrested.
š for the toast my muse would give at your museās wedding.
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first impressions matter
a collection of meet cutes and meet uglys from yours truly.
(add a āswapā to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)
ankle, sender twists their ankle and stumbles forward, coincidentally falling into receiver's arms.
bark, a dog barks loudly, making sender jump and send their phone flying into receiver's face.
chips, sender and receiver both reach for the last bag of chips in the grocery store, their fingers touching by accident.
drink, sender chokes on their drink and ends up spitting it out all over receiver as they walk past.
emergency, in the middle of an awkward blind date, sender pretends to be receiver's friend and helps them get out of the date by faking an emergency.
french, sender pretends they can only speak french to get out of giving a stranger directions. receiver is a witness.
gift, sender is about to get scammed into overpaying for something before receiver steps in to help (and haggle).
hair, sender gets something they're wearing caught in receiver's hair and ends up yanking a chunk of it out when attempting to separate.
ice, sender is ice skating for the first time and skates uncontrollably in receiver's direction.
jail, sender and receiver are both thrown into the same holding cell at a police station.
kid, sender loses a child that they're caring for, only to end up finding them in receiver's company.
lock, sender crashes their ex's wedding, and receiver, a bridesmaid / groomsman, locks them both in the bathroom to prevent sender making a scene.
match, sender and receiver both end up being sat at the same table in a full restaurant.
nauseous, sender is drunk, and while receiver is attempting to help them, ends up throwing up all over receiver's shoes.
oops, sender is carrying a bag full of groceries that ends up breaking. receiver helps them pick their groceries back up.
plug, receiver walks into the bathroom to find sender stuffing tissues up their nose in an attempt to plug up a nosebleed.
quarter, sender doesn't have enough coins for the vending machine, so they stick their hand up the flap and gets their arm stuck just as receiver approaches.
rain, sender and receiver both get stuck under the same awning when seeking shelter from sudden rain.
shh, sender and receiver are both sitting beside each other at the movies. sender keeps whispering to themself every few minutes.
tooth, sender accidentally bites down too hard on their food, resulting in a tooth falling out and skittering across the floor to land at receiver's feet.
undone, the laces on sender's shoes ends up coming undone and they trip and fall, bringing receiver down with them and into the fountain beside them.
vacation, there's a problem with the booking of sender and receiver's hotel rooms and they end up having to share one. thankfully there are two beds.
woods, sender and receiver bump into each other in the woods. one of them is holding a shovel.
x-rated, in a bookstore, sender accidentally drops a few of the erotic books they were planning on purchasing on the floor, which receiver picks up.
yawn, sender, who is dressed down and has not yet slept, bumps into receiver, who is dressed up and just woken up, in line for coffee.
zap, sender calls out to receiver to ask for directions, but as it's late receiver mistakes sender for a creep and tases them.
PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE
* Ā inspired by this post. these don't have to be romantic - you can specify romantic or not when you send them. in essence, these are simply intimate, affectionate moments to share with someone you love and care about. adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt
[ lean ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder
[ shop ] sender and receiver go to the grocery store together
[ brush ] sender brushes receiver's hair
[ tie ] sender helps receiver with their tie, either by putting it on or adjusting it
[ necklace ] sender helps receiver with the clasp of their necklace from behind
[ zip up ] sender assists receiver with zipping up a piece of clothing
[ unzip ] sender assists receiver with unzipping a piece of clothing
[ shoelaces ] sender bends down to tie receiver's shoelaces
[ swipe ] sender notices a smudge of something on receiver's face and gently wipes it off
[ braid ] sender braids receiver's hair
[ jacket ] sender takes their jacket off and hangs it on receiver's shoulders
[ puddle ] sender hurries to stop receiver from stepping into a puddle
[ drinks ] sender brings receiver a drink from a bar/their kitchen
[ feed ] sender feeds receiver's pet/s for them
[ cook ] sender and receiver cook a meal together
[ feed ] sender allows receiver to try a bite of their dish, holding their fork out for receiver to taste
[ teach ] sender, an expert at something, takes time to teach receiver how it works and how they can get better at it, too
[ readjust ] sender comes up behind receiver and readjusts their stance (maybe holding a gun, holding a golf club, aiming for something, etc.) to help them
[ makeup ] sender fixes receiver's makeup for them
[ bathroom ] sender and receiver go to a public restroom together and have a normal conversation in between the stalls
[ aloud ] sender reads aloud to receiver
[ refill ] sender refills receiver's glass without asking
[ massage ] sender notices receiver looks tense, steps up behind them, and massages their shoulders
[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about
[ silence ] sender and receiver comfortably exist in silence together, both of them working or reading or focusing on something different
[ food ] sender brings food over to receiver's house
[ hum ] sender hums along to a song receiver is singing
[ see ] sender sees something that reminds them of receiver and texts them a picture of it
[ admire ] sender stares at receiver across a room, silently admiring and appreciating them from afar
[ win ] sender lets receiver beat them in a game
[ puzzle ] sender helps receiver solve/put together a puzzle
[ carry ] after receiver falls asleep in an inconvenient place, sender carries them to a bed and tucks them in
[ kneel ] sender finds receiver sick in the bathroom ("tossing their cookies"), and kneels beside them, holding their hair back and cleaning their face
[ clean ] sender helps bathe receiver
[ wash ] sender helps receiver wash their hair
[ patch ] sender carefully patches one of receiver's wounds
openĀ yourĀ inboxesĀ soĀ othersĀ mayĀ enterĀ yourĀ dreamsĀ ANDĀ thatĀ youĀ sendĀ backĀ theĀ same energy to them.
create threads based off of the prompts given, if you so desire.
prompt memes will be reblogged shortly, please specify one way or another which ones you'd like to receive ( whether reblogging them or letting us know in the discord ), but feel free to create your own prompts !
do what you will with what's presented, but you must resign to your fate.
When a sheep is brought up among wolves, it grows fangs, and a domesticated wolf might not have the upper hand against a feral sheep. A SCORPIOās appearance might ward off the flock, but once a shepherd loses their sight on CANCER, they must go into hiding unless they crave demise at their cloven hooves.
Eyes stray everywhere but the person right in front of them. Will the universe bestow the gift of sight upon CAPRICORNS or will it forever curse LEOS with the woes and despair of being their blind spot?
A sense of control is empowering until the reins begin to cut into the tender palm. Loosen your grip, TAURUS, or you will grow to learnāthe hard wayāthat the world does not revolve around you. TIP: Order a pizza and ask for their cutest delivery person to soothe the wound.
Devotion is the most epic testament of love, but it can also be somebodyās greatest downfall. ARIES should not look back at GEMINI for they might succumb to the tragic fate of Orpheus and Eurydice.
Astral projection is back in! Channel the energy of a thousand moonlights to travel through the dimensional realms. Peek through the curtains of your previously scorned lovers, VIRGO, especially AQUARIUSā. You might be pleased with what you find.
The pedestal you are putting everybody else on is not ascending; you are waist deep in quicksand. Best to dig yourself out before your dignity hits the bottom, LIBRA.
Where does a collection end and hoarding begins, PISCES? Heartbreaks and rebounds come with expiration labels, too; then pride turns to rot that eats away at the trophy case. The best way to combat the mould is two cups of distilled white vinegar and a touch of SAGITTARIUSā affection.
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WEEK OF APRIL 14-21, 2025 ā according to š ...
do what you will with what's presented, but you must resign to your fate.
There is nothing CAPRICORNS do not share with a TAURUS: grudges, Excel spreadsheets, and sometimes, even partners. If you wish to keep the peace, avoid the full moon at all costs lest it brings out the beast within you.
It is no longer the era of carrier pigeons. You do not have to try and catch one by the neck before it can fly away with your drunken mistake. But before you delete that message, GEMINI, remember: that SCORPIO might just be worth the risk.
There is nothing more humiliating than a failed attempt at seduction, but nothing will ever deter a LEO from their goal. Best try your luck with an AQUARIUS; their foreplay is almost as unconventional as yours.
VIRGOS are not an oasis in the desertāitās merely a mirage. All that love-bombing is eventually bound to abandon a PISCES in the drought.
Give CANCERS a minute of your day, ARIES. They hold the keys to your emotions. TIP: Keep an open mind in the bedroom. Some things are more interesting when they are locked.Ā
What happens when two damsels in distress meet? Ask LIBRA and SAGITTARIUS. Their fairytale might take a Grimm twist if they keep lying in wait for the Big Bad Wolf has room in his stomach for two.
send an emoji/series of emojis for my muse to answer any of the following questions in character! for some questions, there are fields italicized and bolded for you to fill in with the name of a person/place/event/etc in the muse's life. please remember to fill in these spaces in order for the question to make sense! each emoji is described in case you can't see them, and they are listed alphabetically. ā”
āļø AIRPLANE ā have you traveled anywhere that helped you discover something about yourself and/or about the world?
š ANGRY FACE ā how easy or difficult is it for you to express your emotions? if you find it difficult, what do you think is holding you back?
šØ ARTIST PALETTE ā what are some hobbies that you like to partake in? do you think they're just to pass time or to distract yourself, or do you believe some of them potentially have therapeutic outcomes for you?
š BALLOON ā what is something you've created and/or accomplished recently that you're proud of?
š¤ BLACK HEART ā what would you say is the darkest thought you've ever experienced? what do you think caused you to have that thought? have you ever planned on or fantasized about acting on it?
š¹ BOW AND ARROW ā if there's something from your past that you'd give anything to go back in time and redo, what is it?
š BROKEN HEART ā is there anyone in your life you wish you had a better relationship with? if so, how come? what makes this person important to you?
š CHRISTMAS TREE ā what is your favorite holiday and why?
š CRESCENT MOON ā what would you say is your current biggest dream and/or career aspiration and why?
ā CROSS MARK ā how would your life be different if [name of person] had never been in it? would it be better or worse?
āļø CROSSED SWORDS ā do you have any skills that you are absolutely grateful you have and that mean a lot to you? how do you usually use these skills? would they come in handy if someone you cared about was in trouble?
š® CRYSTAL BALL ā what is a core memory from your childhood that you think defines you today?
š”ļø DAGGER ā what is something or someone you know you can't afford to lose? how far are you willing to go to make sure you don't lose it/them?
š§ DROPLET ā are you grieving something or someone? do you feel like you lost something or a part of yourself with it/them?
š¶āš«ļø FACE IN CLOUDS ā is there something you're hiding from the people you love? if so, how urgent is it for them to hear it? what's holding you back from sharing it?
š FALLEN LEAVES ā how would you metaphorically describe your life and the journey(s) you've been on?
š» GHOST ā is there someone or something that you feel is missing from your life? do you know if there's any way to find it/them?
š¤ HANDSHAKE ā do family or platonic relationships mean more to you? or do they mean different things to you?
ā¤ļøāš„ HEART ON FIRE ā what angers you the most? what triggers this anger, and how do you cope with it? what does this anger feel like, if you had to describe it?
š KISS MARK ā if you had to share a romantic kiss with a loved one, where would you share that kiss and why? are you thinking about giving this romantic kiss somewhere other than the other person's lips?
āļø LATIN CROSS ā are you a religious person? did you grow up religious? does your faith mean anything to you today?
ā”ļø LIGHTNING BOLT ā how has [significant event in muse's life] impacted you? what has it made you realize about yourself? about others? about the world?
š LIPSTICK ā have you had any romantic or sexual experiences that made you realize something about yourself?
šŖ MAGIC WAND ā would you describe yourself as a superstitious person (someone who believes in superstitions)? do you believe in luck?
š¶ MUSICAL NOTES ā what song lyrics do you think most accurately describe you? your journey through life? who you are as a person?
š« PEOPLE HUGGING ā generally speaking, do you feel very supported by the people in your life? how strong and cohesive is your support system, if you have one? do you often feel like you're at the front of the line or pushed to the side by the people in your life?
ā¤ļø RED HEART ā what is/are your love language(s)? how do you use it/them to communicate your feelings about others?
š REVOLVING HEARTS ā who and/or what are you most grateful for in your life?
š RIBBON BOW ā how confident are you with your physical appearance? is there anything about it that you are insecure about? is there anything about it that you are happy about or gives you confidence? how do you think people perceive you based on your physical appearance?
š§Ŗ TEST TUBE ā if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what is one thing you absolutely have to resolve and/or do before then?
š¤ THINKING FACE ā what three emotions tend to dominate your mindset? do you know why they do?
š THOUGHT BALLOON ā is there something or someone you find yourself thinking about more often than other things? if so, why do you think you do this?
š SKULL ā how has [name of person] 's death influenced your outlook on life, if anything?
āļø SUN ā would you describe yourself as more of an introvert or extrovert, or are you somewhere in between? how come?
šŖ½ WING ā if you could choose to have one superpower for a day, what would it be and why? what would you do with it?
āļø WRITING HAND ā what is one thing you wish you were better at? this can be a tactical skill, social skill, hobby, etc.
send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!
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š¶ MUSICAL NOTES ā what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?
šÆ HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL ā share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.
š¤ SLEEPING SIGN ā is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?
š± TRIDENT EMBLEM ā can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming?
šŗ RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP ā does your oc know how to use any weapons?
š¶ LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND ā does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise?
š« PROHIBITED ā does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?
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š RAINBOW ā what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use?
š CHRISTMAS TREE ā what is your oc's favorite holiday?
š¶ DOG FACE ā does your oc have any pets?
š CAT ā does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends?
š· PIG FACE ā what is your oc's favorite animal?
š DRAGON ā what is your oc's favorite mythical creature?
š LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND ā what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school?
š“ PALM TREE ā does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening?
š RED APPLE ā where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?
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ā¤ļø RED HEART ā what are three of your oc's positive traits?
š¤ WHITE HEART ā what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits?
š BROKEN HEART ā what are three of your oc's negative traits?
š HEART WITH ARROW ā what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?
š§” ORANGE HEART ā does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends?
š YELLOW HEART ā how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any?
š GREEN HEART ā does your oc prefer being inside or outside?
š BLUE HEART ā does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?
š PURPLE HEART ā what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?
š¤ BLACK HEART ā has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?
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š BIRTHDAY CAKE ā when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs?
š SPAGHETTI ā what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?
š° SHORTCAKE ā what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?
š¦ SOFT ICE CREAM ā what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)?
š HAMBURGER ā is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer?
š„Æ BAGEL ā what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast?
š„Ŗ SANDWICH ā what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch?
š CURRY AND RICE ā what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner?
šø COCKTAIL GLASS ā what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink?
āļø HOT BEVERAGE ā does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?
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WEEK OF MARCH 24-31, 2025 ā according to š ...
do what you will with what's presented, but you must resign to your fate.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and nobody serves it cooler than a SCORPIO. But if things were to grow dire, would their VIRGO partner in crime plead guilty in their stead?
SAGITTARIUS and CAPRICORNS are intergalactically entertwined yet they cannot seem to move past each otherās icks. If the bar is at the top of the bean-stalk, the average-sized humans should have the right to access an escalator for aid.
PISCES, do not fret. That chain email might not have any real and tangible consequences upon failure to meet its requirements, but sending it forward might ignite a new spark in your life. But be careful navigating your inbox in case of unsorted spam; by now, many scammers have learned your information by heart.
Warning! Class D fire hazard. For continued protection against risk of fire, all LEOS and ARIES are strongly advised couplesā counseling as well as therapy for everybody within their social circle.
A GEMINI shall feel rightfully justified for their first-date obsessive background checks when a particular night with an AQUARIUS ends in utter disaster. A quick skim of somebodyās Facebook page would have never hurt as much as blind faith.
Good fortune for the LIBRAS seeking transactional dynamics: TAURUS is back in season and eager to spoil. All dating apps will be 50% off and awaiting their re-download, as long as they do not mind somebody a little bit older.
