Reblog if you’ve ever been rescued by Phalanx. (let the new guy get a look in!)
MY HAIR STILL REEKS OF SMOKE BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHOWERING he said the Ghost was ‘fine’ but he couldn’t say much more?? Some kind of secret identity thing and anyway then he had to run off to help with stuff but basically OH MY FUCKING GOD
He always says he’s ‘fine’!! What does ‘fine’ MEAN??? Fine and retired? Fine and on vacation? Fine in *traction* wtf???
Children, can I just remind all of you that any information that Phalanx gives us about the Ghost ends up being shared with the entire internet and thus with any supervillains with access to a computer who, friendly reminder, *hate him*. *Anything* could get someone closer to who he really is. Maybe it's an indication of how stupid I must really be that I remain consistently surprised by your staggering inability to grasp their need for secrecy and their need for you to respect their fucking masks, which they don't wear just to fulfil your costume fetishes, hard as this may be to wrap your heads around given how entirely absorbingly mind-numbingly self-centred you appear to be.
