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A pair of bandits looking for a good time. Blog is NSFW for violence, language and occasional smut. Sideblog to p0etryassassin

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y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

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Agate had been lucky, He had made a visit to his clan, and they sent him back with something special. He sat as close to Shrike as he could without her growling, and unwrapped the goodies his clan gave him.

Raw honeycomb, nuts, and dried Firethorn berries. “Help yourssself…” Agate smiled under his mask.

Shrike gave a heavy side-eye to Agate, and Johnny stifled a chuckle. “Agate… Is this..”

“I jussst want to sshhhare.”

“Surely Johnny can have some too.”

“Of courssse!” Agate nodded to Johnny.

Johnny chuckled and accepted a piece of honeycomb from Agate, along with some of the fruit. Cutey did a discreet scan, and nodded. It was perfectly safe to eat. “It’s good, Shrike.”

“Why do you ssstill think I am up to ssssomething?”

“Your clan told you to get me drunk!” Shrike hissed.

“But I didn’t becaussse that is wrong, okay?” Agate curled up, “I love you, Shrike… I truly do love you…”

“Agate…” Shrike leaned towards him. “Is that really…”

“Uh oh, we got company!” Cutey stood up.

Alonzo had gotten away after dealing with a particularly rude nomad that had insulted Camilla. Lost his sense of direction and followed the first scent he could find that made sense. Food and familiar people. His buzz axe was bloody and the crimson also tainted his chest. He of course tripped on his own leash and SPLAT face first into the ground at Agate and Shrike’s feet.

He wheezed and lay there before looking up, “izzat foods and friends…” he asked. Alonzo had two volumes… near whisper and loud as fuck. This was a near whisper.

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“Oh, hi Alonzo… Wait where’s Camilla?” Shrike asked.

Agate was immediately on guard, and squirreled away some of the food so Shrike could surely have some later. He didn’t exactly like the idea of Alonzo eating all of the goodies.

Cutey went over to Alonzo to check him for injuries.

Alonzo wasn’t too bad off, he had a scrape on his knee from tripping and a bullet had zinged his left arm. He didn’t feel it though. He was still on his adrenaline high from beating the ever loving shit out of that nomad. No one insults his lady!

He moved into a sitting position probably too close and lifted a hand thinking. “lost after skinning the mean man who MADE THE ASSWORDS TOWARD HER.” he was still upset about that.

“Can has a nibble?” he asked looking to Agate. “Just a small, gotta stay strong for love rat!” he was talking about Camilla of course.

#threebirdsfree

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@pairofbandits

Agate had been lucky, He had made a visit to his clan, and they sent him back with something special. He sat as close to Shrike as he could without her growling, and unwrapped the goodies his clan gave him.

Raw honeycomb, nuts, and dried Firethorn berries. “Help yourssself…” Agate smiled under his mask.

Shrike gave a heavy side-eye to Agate, and Johnny stifled a chuckle. “Agate… Is this..”

“I jussst want to sshhhare.”

“Surely Johnny can have some too.”

“Of courssse!” Agate nodded to Johnny.

Johnny chuckled and accepted a piece of honeycomb from Agate, along with some of the fruit. Cutey did a discreet scan, and nodded. It was perfectly safe to eat. “It’s good, Shrike.”

“Why do you ssstill think I am up to ssssomething?”

“Your clan told you to get me drunk!” Shrike hissed.

“But I didn’t becaussse that is wrong, okay?” Agate curled up, “I love you, Shrike… I truly do love you…”

“Agate…” Shrike leaned towards him. “Is that really…”

“Uh oh, we got company!” Cutey stood up.

Alonzo had gotten away after dealing with a particularly rude nomad that had insulted Camilla. Lost his sense of direction and followed the first scent he could find that made sense. Food and familiar people. His buzz axe was bloody and the crimson also tainted his chest. He of course tripped on his own leash and SPLAT face first into the ground at Agate and Shrike’s feet.

He wheezed and lay there before looking up, “izzat foods and friends...” he asked. Alonzo had two volumes... near whisper and loud as fuck. This was a near whisper.

#threebirdsfree

((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager…” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

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“Agate’s trying to make me into a Rat. Something about when I killed the Mosaic-Faced Verres made me worthy of his clan.” Shrike tried to push against her brother again.

Agate was a safe distance away, ready to sprint again. “It did, it did! But I also just really, really like you. Pleasssse come with me!”

Cutey filled the pair in, “Agate’s part of the Beekeeper Clan of Rats. They lost a lot of members to the Mosaic-Faced Verres. Since Shrike killed the monster, they want her to join their clan as Agate’s wife.”

“Yessss! You underssstand!” Agate chirped. “But I want her to come willingly!”

Camilla smiled. “And sshe ain’t having it huh?” she chuckled some.

Alonzo snickered. “Love cannot be FORCED!” he nodded.

“Sseemss to me sshe iss not ready for a ssuch a thing. Ssettling down iss not for everyone after all.”

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“Yisss… Thus why I won’t use what my clan wantsss…” Agate sniffled. “I want her to come on her own.”

“That and you know I’d fucking maul you,” Shrike growled.

“….Yisssss.”

Camilla lifted a hand. “Do you even like him?” she asked. “You’ve been traveling a lot yess? Do you feel anything toward him?”

Alonzo looked over lowering his mask on his face. “FEELINGSSSSS!”

#threebirdsfree

((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager…” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

@three-birds-free

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“Agate’s trying to make me into a Rat. Something about when I killed the Mosaic-Faced Verres made me worthy of his clan.” Shrike tried to push against her brother again.

Agate was a safe distance away, ready to sprint again. “It did, it did! But I also just really, really like you. Pleasssse come with me!”

Cutey filled the pair in, “Agate’s part of the Beekeeper Clan of Rats. They lost a lot of members to the Mosaic-Faced Verres. Since Shrike killed the monster, they want her to join their clan as Agate’s wife.”

“Yessss! You underssstand!” Agate chirped. “But I want her to come willingly!”

Camilla smiled. “And sshe ain’t having it huh?” she chuckled some.

Alonzo snickered. “Love cannot be FORCED!” he nodded.

“Sseemss to me sshe iss not ready for a ssuch a thing. Ssettling down iss not for everyone after all.”

#threebirdsfree

((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager…” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

@three-birds-free

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Agate seemed satisfied with the greeting, “I’m Agate, thissss isss Johnny.”

Cutey and Shrike joined. “Oh…” Cutey piped up.

Shrike held her spear, gazing at them through her welding visor.

Camilla smiled some. “Pleassure to meet you.” she bowed her head, having to keep her hand on Alonzo to keep him hushed.

Alonzo smiled under his mask. “new friends… always nice to meet… happy meat man.”

Camilla snickered softly. All she had on her was a pistol and it remained in the holster at her hip. “You iss all friendss?” she asked and looked to each one, sniffing in their direction. It seemed like tight knit group to her.

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“For the most part…” Shrike turned her head towards Agate, who had sidled up to her. “Personal space…”

“Yessss… Minding persssonal ssspace….” Agate took a step away from Shrike.

Johnny smiled, “That’s Shrike, my sister.”

“I’m Cutey…” the Replicate woman stated, and she gestured to the Replicate eagle on her arm, “And this is Crimson.”

Camilla smiled some understanding Agate’s closeness. Rats tended to be very close quarters, especially with those they liked. It was not uncommon to see them piled up, especially in The Fridge. “Interessting group.” she took note of the bird. “Nice bird.” she nodded.

Alonzo lifted his mask a little “good group, nice group, what they play?” he swayed a little and nuzzled into Camilla’s neck.

Camilla smiled some and seemed not too concerned about his actions.

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Cutey smiled, “I take you saw that fight earlier. Were you at all hurt?” she asked.

Rubbing his mask, Agate added, “It wasss an awful fight. They wanted our food. But now we got lotsss.”

“Agate, you forget we aren’t cannibals, you are…” Shrike hissed

“It wouldn’t hurt you to try it, Shhhhrike… Onccce you join me…”

Shrike made a move to go after Agate, but Johnny stopped her from chasing the Rat.

Camilla could help but snicker. “No.. not in fight... we jusst heard the noisse and Alonzo iss curiouss.” she explained and rubbed his head.

Alonzo nodded. “found you, found new friends!!!!!” he snickered.

Camilla smiled. “Cannibalissm rampant ‘round here...” she shrugged. “Better off eating Rakk or Thresher... maybe Varkid.”

#threebirdsfree

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((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager…” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

@three-birds-free

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Agate seemed satisfied with the greeting, “I’m Agate, thissss isss Johnny.”

Cutey and Shrike joined. “Oh…” Cutey piped up.

Shrike held her spear, gazing at them through her welding visor.

Camilla smiled some. “Pleassure to meet you.” she bowed her head, having to keep her hand on Alonzo to keep him hushed.

Alonzo smiled under his mask. “new friends… always nice to meet… happy meat man.”

Camilla snickered softly. All she had on her was a pistol and it remained in the holster at her hip. “You iss all friendss?” she asked and looked to each one, sniffing in their direction. It seemed like tight knit group to her.

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“For the most part…” Shrike turned her head towards Agate, who had sidled up to her. “Personal space…”

“Yessss… Minding persssonal ssspace….” Agate took a step away from Shrike.

Johnny smiled, “That’s Shrike, my sister.”

“I’m Cutey…” the Replicate woman stated, and she gestured to the Replicate eagle on her arm, “And this is Crimson.”

Camilla smiled some understanding Agate’s closeness. Rats tended to be very close quarters, especially with those they liked. It was not uncommon to see them piled up, especially in The Fridge. “Interessting group.” she took note of the bird. “Nice bird.” she nodded.

Alonzo lifted his mask a little “good group, nice group, what they play?” he swayed a little and nuzzled into Camilla’s neck.

Camilla smiled some and seemed not too concerned about his actions.

#threebirdsfree

((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager…” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

@three-birds-free

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Agate seemed satisfied with the greeting, “I’m Agate, thissss isss Johnny.”

Cutey and Shrike joined. “Oh…” Cutey piped up.

Shrike held her spear, gazing at them through her welding visor.

Camilla smiled some. “Pleassure to meet you.” she bowed her head, having to keep her hand on Alonzo to keep him hushed.

Alonzo smiled under his mask. “new friends... always nice to meet... happy meat man.”

Camilla snickered softly. All she had on her was a pistol and it remained in the holster at her hip. “You iss all friendss?” she asked and looked to each one, sniffing in their direction. It seemed like tight knit group to her.

#threebirdsfree

((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager…” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

@three-birds-free

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Cutey finished suturing the gash, and started on Shrike. The Replicate noticed how agitated Agate was.

Noting this as well, Johnny grabbed his buzz-axe and joined Agate. Crimson flew ahead of them to get a better look, landing just ahead of Camilla and Alonzo.

“STATE YOUR BUSINESS” the Replica eagle squawked.

“NEW FRIENDS!” Alonzo strained at the leash. Oh he loved meeting new people!

Camilla seethed softly and held the leash tight. “Ssorry he getss excited.” The woman said, she was somewhere between rat and psycho. She pulled at the leash. “Alonzo… pleasse…” she sighed and reeled him in.

“WANNA PLAY WITH THE NEW FRIENDS!” he sounded sad and slunk back over to her, standing behind her, head on her left shoulder.

Camilla sighed some. “Hiss helloss vary… never can be ssure which one he will usse.”

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The metallic bird flew back, and Cutey held out her arm. Shrike was inching for her spear.

Slowly, Agate approached, making loud sniffing noises and crawling on all fours, attempting to initiate a traditional Rat greeting. He sniffed the air around them, as Johnny kept his weapon to his side.

“Who are you?” Agate asked.

Camilla sniffed some but with her husband on her she didn’t dare move lest she upset him. “Camilla... thiss iss my hussband Alonzo... hiss helloss can be... not sso pleassant for ssome.” she said and reached a hand up rubbing Alonzo on the head. “Musst keep him calm.”

Alonzo relaxed and spoke softly. “new friends... to play with?”

“Alonzo no.”

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((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager…” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

@three-birds-free

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Cutey finished suturing the gash, and started on Shrike. The Replicate noticed how agitated Agate was.

Noting this as well, Johnny grabbed his buzz-axe and joined Agate. Crimson flew ahead of them to get a better look, landing just ahead of Camilla and Alonzo.

“STATE YOUR BUSINESS” the Replica eagle squawked.

“NEW FRIENDS!” Alonzo strained at the leash. Oh he loved meeting new people!

Camilla seethed softly and held the leash tight. “Ssorry he getss excited.” The woman said, she was somewhere between rat and psycho. She pulled at the leash. “Alonzo... pleasse...” she sighed and reeled him in.

“WANNA PLAY WITH THE NEW FRIENDS!” he sounded sad and slunk back over to her, standing behind her, head on her left shoulder.

Camilla sighed some. “Hiss helloss vary... never can be ssure which one he will usse.”

#threebirdsfree

((three-birds-free) Shrike, Johnny, Cutey, and Agate were busily dressing their injuries after a fight. Cutey bandaged a gash on Johnny's side, as Agate was trying to help Shrike with her injuries. The Rat perked and ran to figure out the sounds he was hearing. He chattered loudly in irritation.

Alonzo groaned some straining at his leash he could tell others were near and he wanted to meet them!Camilla huffed some. “You iss too eager...” she knew well how her husband tented to say hello and not everyone liked that.

Alonzo whined some and pulled more. “WANNA MEET! MEET THE OTHERS!”

@three-birds-free

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He nodded again before looking aside. Sometimes he wished he died in that lab instead of living as the monster that he is now. It’s hard to find hope on this hell of a planet.

“Life, death, doesn’t matter.” He mummbled.

Camilla walked over to him, Alonzo behind her. She reached up and touched his mask on the cheek, not to remove it though. “Matterss to thosse who have met you, thosse who care about you.” she nodded. “They’d rather have you alive me thinkss.”

Alonzo nodded. “Alive… alive.”

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He pulled his head away when she touched it, mostly out of reflex. He’s more of a hazard to the vault hunters, and anyone in Sanctuary really. The only reason why they keep him alive is because he’s a “vault hunter”, by now that was probably slang for errand boy. As soon as they find someone else they’d probably kill him without a second thought.

He should probably not be so glum though. Don’t wanna burden random strangers he just met.

“Life is fleeting!”

Camilla smiled. “You have touched other livess, helped friendss, made friendss yess? Met ssomeone maybe?” she asked and hummed. “Life iss sshort butone musst make the mosst of what one hass.”

Alonzo nodded, nuzzling into Camilla. “Make the MOST!” he grinned under his mask.

#slaggedpsycho #sorry for falling off the face of the earth

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He nodded again before looking aside. Sometimes he wished he died in that lab instead of living as the monster that he is now. It’s hard to find hope on this hell of a planet.

“Life, death, doesn’t matter.” He mummbled.

Camilla walked over to him, Alonzo behind her. She reached up and touched his mask on the cheek, not to remove it though. “Matterss to thosse who have met you, thosse who care about you.” she nodded. “They’d rather have you alive me thinkss.”

Alonzo nodded. “Alive... alive.”

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