I didn't whore!

Thank you for forgiving me, Paget. You’re oh so kind. I won’t make an error as such anymore, I hope. We should just find you someone who’d be willing to slap you – then you’d be able to enjoy the fun and games of Vegas. When that day comes it’d probably be because they want your money or something. OH we’re going that route? Okay, I’d do it with no bungee cords. It’d make for my story to sound all the more exciting. That’s one hell of an experience you just described and now I want to experience it too. Why couldn’t we have nine lives and be cool like cats?!

I do what I can to be kind to those I care about. The list of people willing to slap me is probably longer than it should be but such is life! One of the many reasons I don’t talk about how much money I have is due to the fact people are money hungry. I would rather everyone think I’m a poor lowly actress who doesn’t get many starring roles. Imagine the crunch of bones when you finally collide with the ground. How terrifying and intriguing that must be! Could you imagine how much better life would be if we had nine lives?! We could beat diseases and live to tell the tale!

What if we write it down and wait for someone else to find it? Or something. I’m not sure how to properly prove this theory. I guess that’s why it’s called a theory. 

Even if someone else found it there would be no way to prove it unless we knew what our future lives were going to be like. I just really need to know if this is real or not because I feel slightly insane.

It’s called “A Dog’s Purpose” – just by the previews I’ve seen it looks relevant as fuck and emotion too. Does the whole having more lives also make us wiser though? Like having the dejavu isn’t so meaningful to a lot of people since it’s a feeling most ignore, y’know? So now thinking about this even more has me questioning a lot.

Animals make me so much more emotional in movies then people do. I’m not sure what that says about me? They ignore it because they don’t realize their paths are crossing with something important from a past life! Perhaps if they thought of dejavu in that manner they would appreciate it so much more.

It’s such an easy thing to put first if you think about it, yet there’s just some people out there who don’t, which is sad cause I’ve valued our friendship since the start. Life wives. Always and forever. I would say sing it, but you can just save it and serenade me later. We’ll make that our superhero theme tune.

People choose to focus on the negative of relationships instead of the positive. Which is the downfall of most if you ask me. Our friendship was special from the start which made it easier for us. Serenading will happen after I kick your ass at Hungry Hungry Hippos!

No one. Ever. They can go home if they ever try think they can. We’re like a “myth” but not really, cause people don’t realize how common it is to remain best friends with someone you share a ton of love with. I’m suddenly a lot more excited for the part where you get all protective. We’ll be each others heroes.

One of the reasons we worked so well is because we put our friendship above all else. If only others could do that! You were my wife before you were my wife and you’re still my wife even if you aren’t my wife anymore, if that makes sense. That ‘I can be your hero, baby’ just popped in my head. If there weren’t people around I would probably sing it out loud but I don’t feel like getting strange looks from cast mates today. 

Those who claim to be a physic are the ones I want to be friends with not because they can see or tell others futures but because it’d be interesting to see just exactly what they do when they’re telling others their future. They just made a film about a dog being reincarnated every time it dies, but can remember his past dog lives, and I feel like that’s what we must go through? Kinda?

What movie is this?! I need to see it! I feel like the more lives we have the better chance of remembering stuff there is? I am probably just crazy but it seems like it could be true. 

Yeah you’re right, I shouldn’t of even suggested it, my bad! But yeah maybe ignore Vegas all in all. Even if there’s always fun and games there. You and I both! Doing something as outrageous as that I’d be okay just doing it once and once only. Plus I could look cool telling people I bungee jumped from the highest building in the world and survived. Falling back from the shot has to happen! It probably just depends on what kind of gun is being used.

Definitely your bad but all is forgiven! You realized the error of your ways and that’s what matters. Either ignore Vegas or find someone who will slap me if I go near a chapel while there. One of these days I’m going to end up marrying someone who wont let me divorce them so easily. Bungee jumped? No. No bungee cords. You’re just going to jump without the cord to pull you back since you’re going to survive the death. Falling back, screaming out in pain, blood from the mouth, wide eyes... I want to experience it all!

This honestly and truly just mind fucked me, Paget. I thought about this for far too long and just continuously to go ‘wow’ to myself.

It’s hard not to think about once someone has brought it up! Perhaps the people who claim to be psychics have lived so many lives they actually do remember things from the past? Their brains have been conditioned not to forget it all. I have way too many questions about this myself but they’ll never be answered. 

You could ignore Vegas altogether but I mean there’s always fun times there. Maybe just ignore alcohol whilst there? That’s actually a really good question. It might depend on the person? Personally, I feel like I’d just want to see what it was all about then I’d be good with that for the rest of my life. The chest is good! You’d get to see what it’s actually like to just try and hang onto your life whilst being in pain.

...did you just put ignore and alcohol in the same sentence to me? I think you’ve hit your head during your absence from here but I’m more than willing to take you to get it checked out. When it comes to repeating I’m not sure I would want to even if I survive. I have a feeling once would be more than enough for me. Just imagine the dramatic fall back of being shot in the chest. I wonder if it would be like they show in television and movies!

This kind of blew my mind a little, Paget. What it we also can’t remember many things from when we were really young because our young selves are too busy forgetting things from our past life and our tiny brains cannot handle it? This has kind of messed me up. Even though it’s probably not true. But still, it’s weird to consider. 

You just took it a step further and it makes perfect sense! It’s an intriguing thought, honestly. We’ll never know if it’s true because this conversation will be forgotten in our next life when we would need to remember to prove the theory. 

A tit for tat method will most likely leave us both bruised, if that’s the case. That sounds about right to me. I’m not too sure what that says about us, but it’s not something I’m going to think too much about.

I’ll pinch your tit and you can pinch my tat. Sounds fair. I could get behind that game! The ones who have seen you naked are the ones who know how vulnerable you can be so never make enemies with them! Ever! Especially if you find them opening packages on your door step one day.

I can honestly say that’s not something I’ve ever thought about, but now that I’ve read it, I can’t think of anything else. It would make a lot of sense, really. I would certainly cry loads, as a babe, because my life is pretty damn amazing these days.

An amazing life lost and before you are old enough to seek it out again you’ve forgotten because the new life’s memories cover the old. Isn’t that slightly depressing?! I suppose this is where those book and film lines ‘perhaps in another life’ come into play, tho. 

Okay okay, I’ll take now and forever, as will you. The love is pretty sacred. I can picture it all now. Yet i’m just damn well hoping they don’t come out with better and stronger powers then us if they’re all different. Cause they’re obviously gonna be our first mortal enemy, and our super children’s lives may also be in danger.

No one can surpass the love I have for you. It’s special. One of a kind. Not just anyone can get married then divorced while still remaining best friends through it all. They may have strong powers but I doubt they can beat ours together! No one will harm you or our super children. I will protect you all.

As long as it isn’t toxic, basically. You could easily stand in front of me and i’d say the exact same thing. Although whoever says’ they don’t do it naked is lying – Oh, i’m so there. I hope this includes dessert..

The feeling is very mutual! Everyone looks at themselves naked from time to time. EVERYONE. I’ve got wine ice cream!

They’re true spider assholes when bites are involved. It’s like their breaking the “i won;t hurt you, if you don’t hurt me” rule, which is just rude. Yeah…no thank you. I’d rather wanna choose the junk i touch then possibly end up regretting this whole thing.

Spiders are just naturally rude, I think. They don’t give a fuck about us. No hand herpes for us!