My Infrequent Ideations

Kyoot!

Anna's sooooo pretty!!! :3

These are the only utensils that are ever going to be allowed in my future kitchen.

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

Jumping barbed wire is not nearly so complicated. There’re barbs every foot or so that work nicely to grab with your bare hand. Razor wire, though, you don’t want to go near without heavy protection.

I don't know what kind of library keeps a horde of black umbrellas in stock to hand out to poor souls who don't carry theirs with them, but I work in a library and we don't do that. 

Gentleman cat

Haha!! This is my job. #readersadvisorylibrarian

Seems about accurate.