Ultra Boogie

don’t look at me that way you judgmental shoelace 

academia? like the nut?

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

“dude” but like romantically

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office