Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

as per my last straw,

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,