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"So, you're telling me that we're in Japan for a whole month, and you want to try to find a McDonald's? Why?" @rededgerpstarterblog

"Because I'm not sober and I'm hungry and McDonald's has never let me down when I'm high up in the clouds."

"I'm sorry, what are you doing in my house? What time is it?" He looked at the person who was in his house. He clearly had gone all out the night before and was very much hungover. @rededgerpstarterblog

"How fucking drunk were you when you called last night?" He asked with a chuckle. "You need water or anything?"

"Hey, I was wondering when you'd show back up here." He teased as he handed his friend their favorite drink at the bar. "You know the first one is always on the house." @rededgerpstarterblog

"Of course Luca, had to get out of my own bar and come see you." He chuckled. "How are you doing?"

"There's a ppol at this resort and the best way to beat jet lag is by doing something and staying active. Now, are you going to come join me in this pool or try to sleep?" @rededgerpstarterblog

"Excuse you, does it look like I'm not ready to be in the pool? I got my shark inflatable and everything."

"That is very damn true." Devin agreed with a smile. "Are you excited that we're in Japan, Paco?"

"God yes, Japan has been on my bucket travel list for as long as I can remember." Paco said with a smile. "How about you, Devin? You excited?"

"Oh that's true, I'm the same way." Brittany said. "People literally fucking suck and kids don't deserve it."

"Exactly, and I'd rather not have kids be hurt because of some asshole not knowing how to control their temper or whatever."

Luca laughed. "I'd rather live in Florida sometimes if I'm being honest." He admitted and then shook his head. "At least we don't have too much to worry about in here though."

"Would you though? I mean, think of all the bullshit that happens in Florida, do you really want that?"

"I'm not going to argue with you on that one, Florez." Dorian laughed. "Velure is a very, very amazing place." He nodded in agreement and smiled. "How are you doing though?"

"I'm doing pretty damn good, I can't complain too much." He said. "How about you? Are you liking Japan?"

"Pump and dump? Seriously?" she laughed. "Not sure how to reach out? See Paco, there's this thing, it's called a phone. It's great at connecting people."

"It's also great for anyone to track you." He shrugged. "And we both know I don't need a phone, I can just show up to see you."

"Not avoiding, just been busy." she said as they danced. "Besides, not like you reached out either."

"That's because I didn't want you to think I just wanted a pump and dump, one and done sort of thing and I wasn't sure how to reach out."

He laughed. "Hey, you know those horns just make you love me more." He winked at her and wrapped his arms around her waist. "How have you been pretty girl?"

"I know no such thing." Her arms slid up and around his shoulders as they began to dance. "I've been good devil boy. How about you? It's been a while since I've seen you."

He swayed with her and smirked. "I am doing so much better now that you're in my arms." He whispered in her ear. "I've missed you, you been avoiding me?"

"There's just something so magical about when tourist season begins. Not only because they boost our economy, but because it's really fun to see them make assholes out of themselves." @rededgerpstarterblog

"That's because your club is awesome as fuck and everyone wants to be there."

"Honestly, mine too. A lot of these tourist don't know anything except how to possibly wipe their own asses." He laughed.

"That is very true." Brittany agreed with a laugh. "The most fun ways to enrage them is tell them the wrong times for things, it's great."

"That is very true." He agreed with a laugh. "Though, I won't fuck with people who have little kids, because some parents are just shitty and I won't let the kids go through that, you know?"

"There's just something so magical about when tourist season begins. Not only because they boost our economy, but because it's really fun to see them make assholes out of themselves." @rededgerpstarterblog

"The only good thing about tourist season is that they are fun to fuck with." She said with a laugh. "Other than that, the majority of them fucking suck."

"The only time I don't fuck with tourist is if they have little kids with them. Some parents are just really shitty and you never know what they'll do."

"There's just something so magical about when tourist season begins. Not only because they boost our economy, but because it's really fun to see them make assholes out of themselves." @rededgerpstarterblog

Luca laughed. "It's always fun." He said with a smile. "It could always be worse though, you know that?" He looked at him. "We could live in like Florida or some shit."

"Oh that is very true, thank God we don't live in Florida and just live in a place where a nameless and faceless mayor controls everything."

Sure you are." Emersyn smirked. "You forget that I can see the horns holding up that obliterated halo."

He laughed. "Hey, you know those horns just make you love me more." He winked at her and wrapped his arms around her waist. "How have you been pretty girl?"

Brittany laughed. "Oh, I love tourist season." She said with a smile. "It's my favorite time of year and fucking with them, is one of my all time favorite past times."

"Honestly, mine too. A lot of these tourist don't know anything except how to possibly wipe their own asses." He laughed.