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you could have ju2t taken the liine out iin2tead of puttiing that hiideou2 excu2e for a barkbea2t there.

oh ye2 ii can. ii can tell you whatever ii want, and no one can 2top me. ii know, becau2e many have triied, and you know how have 2ucceeded? hiint: zero.

pachygrapsus

I COULD HAVE.

BUT I DIDN'T.

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING *LISTEN* EITHER, NOW DO I?

#schrodingersbee

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d1sparaged

NO K1DD1NG 1 M34N TH4T 1S 1MPR3SS1V3

pachygrapsus

HOW HORRIFYING WOULD THAT BE TO JUST WAKE UP ONE DAY AND GO TO THE BATHROOM ONLY TO START SHITTING FUCKING EYEBALLS?

YOUR ONLY OPTIONS WOULD BE TO EITHER SCREAM OR SCREAM EVEN LOUDER.

#d1sparaged #RESTS HEAD ON HAND WITH A SEDUCTIVE LOOK BEFORE MY HAND SLIPS AND MY FACE SLAMS INTO THE TABLE.#SEXY.

Romcoms are interesting, depending on the context and story writing of it. Badly written and scripted rom coms are out of the question. Over all, sometimes I appreciate them, and sometimes I don't.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE ACHIEVED CANDIDATE STATUS!

#GOOD FOR YOU. THE PRIZE IS ME.#SO BASICALLY THE PRIZE SUCKS AND YOU'VE WASTED YOUR TIME.#anon #ask

littlefuryous

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

#FOOD #THIS IS CONSIDERED FINE DINING IN THIS HOUSE.

magictrlcks replied to your post “black hair, brown eyes. i am good at card tricks so u kno that means i have skilled fingers WINK WINK and i will sensually feed you disgusting apple pie.”

you can't handle all this anyways.

I BOTH CAN'T AND REFUSE TO.

#magictrlcks #REPLIES

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I am a short (5'3) person, I have dirty brown hair and brown eyes. I have a very slender figure, and I'm athletic but actually very weak. I can do parkour, quite well at that.

SOMEONE WHO'S SHORTER THAN I AM? ALREADY A PLUS.

THE REAL QUESTION IS, HOW MUCH DO YOU APPRECIATE ROMCOMS?

#I ALSO CAN'T TELL WHO YOU ARE FROM THIS UNLIKE THE FIRST TWO.#anon #ask

d1sparaged replied to your post:1 4M 4 CUT3 DR4GON WHO W1LL M4K3 YOU FOOD 4ND G1V3 YOU 4 TON OF 4TT3NT1ON 4ND SNUGGL3S

1 BURST 1NTO L4UGHT3R 4T YOUR T4GS BR4VO

I NEED TO FUCKING PAY BETTER ATTENTION, HOLY SHIT.

#d1sparaged #REPLIES #I THINK MY NEIGHBOURS HATE ME EVEN MORE NOW.#ASSUMING THEY HEARD MY SPONTANEOUS DEATH BY LAUGHTER THAT IS.

ask-the-olive-rogue-huntress

:33< h33h33 i dont even know anymurr

:33< but i would like to try to help you feel better though!

pachygrapsus

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL REALLY SPEED UP THE PROCESS OR NOT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT, ANYWAY. AT LEAST, NOT SO IT'LL ACTUALLY COME OUT OKAY ON THE FIRST TRY.

#ask-the-olive-rogue-huntress

black hair, brown eyes. i am good at card tricks so u kno that means i have skilled fingers WINK WINK and i will sensually feed you disgusting apple pie.

I'D SAY YOU HAD ME UNTIL THE BIT ABOUT THE PIE, BUT NO. TRY AGAIN.

#SMH.#anon #ask

1 4M 4 CUT3 DR4GON WHO W1LL M4K3 YOU FOOD 4ND G1V3 YOU 4 TON OF 4TT3NT1ON 4ND SNUGGL3S

...

OKAY, I'LL ADMIT, THAT DOES SOUND NICE.

#SHIFTS EYES SUSPICIOUSLY. I WONDER WHO THIS COULD BE.#I TYPED SHITS EYES FIRST AND I STARTED LAUGHING AND I CAN'T STOP.#PLEASE HELP ME.#anon #ask

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magictrlcks-deactivated20140621

how dare you.

pachygrapsus

FUCK THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET.

#magictrlcks #TELL ME.#ACTUALLY I LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA WHY AM I USING THIS GIF.

candyredchalk-deactivated201502

S1GH

W4NT TO GO OUT 4ND DO SOM3TH1NG”PRODUCT1V3” 4S YOU S4Y?

pachygrapsus

WHAT WOULD THAT INVOLVE, EXACTLY?

#candyredchalk #[ i am very happy #ofc theres nothing i can do now that i couldnt when i was sicker aside from like #not having a sutffed nose #but iTS STILL NICE ]

flowerspecibus-deactivated20140

how are you karkat???

pachygrapsus

PRETTY SHITTY, BUT A LITTLE LESS SHITTY THAN I WAS A DAY AGO, SO THAT'S GOOD. KIND OF.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

#floweringfantasia

askboxmemes

Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd date you

#EH. WHY NOT.#ASK SHIT

flowerspecibus-deactivated20140

pachygrapsus started following you

im jade, nice to meet you!!!

pachygrapsus

HEY. NAME'S KARKAT.

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

#floweringfantasia #HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANY JADES IN A WHILE.

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