i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

Capitalists: It’s human nature for a small number of individuals to take control of the planet’s fresh water supply and demand that people pay in order to use it.

Moschino heart purse ftw

yasss her body

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

‘Im gonna need to see some ID sir’

it feels really refreshing to not have heard a katy perry song in a long time 

90% of a relationship is deciding where to eat

I swear to god this is the purest thing

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204