GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

travelled back in time to show a Gregorian monk a playboy magazine but he sees a shaved pussy and gets really scared and starts crying and says "why cut down what god willed to grow?"

my blogs a safe space for women who just wanna kill i mean kill i mean kill i mean kill i mean kill i mean kill i mean kill i mean

Having a natural hair color while being fucking nuts is basically just hiding in plain sight. I do not feel the need to advertise whatever is going on here

You can divorce me but you can't undrink my blood

camp is the quintessential spirit of halloween…camp is the bedrock upon which modern halloween festivities can even exist

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

The female body is art and nothing less

i’m not saying i’m better than you…. but my url has no dashes and i’m a natural brunette 

im a girl. im not a girl. im not not a girl. im your dad. im a milf. i eat human flesh. im having sex with your wife. im a princess. im a criminal. im immortal. they will never find your body

He’s my girl