idk what the male version of uhaul lesbians is but deadpool and wolverine went on one three day date after which wade asked logan to move in w him n his 70 yo blind coke fiend roommate (unsurprising) & logan said yes

U-Haul Lesbians 🤝 Honda-Odyssey Gays

logan (the worst wolverine) found out he was wade’s best wolverine and decided never to be normal again. oh u want me to move in to ur tiny ass apartment with your blind 80yo skiier of a roommate and a dog? say less. you want me to meet all your friends and family? I will be so behaved. actually hold up let me try n set u up with your ex while giving you heart eyes. like idk what logan will get up to next but it’s going to be out of loyalty & devotion to wade bc that feral beast domesticated himself for that man