starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

Straight girls in a gay bar

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

love is in the air

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

“just stay the fuck away from us”

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

do you ever just think about how you wasted all your youth being depressed

I am also wasting my adulthood being depressed so there’s that