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does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

WHO DID THIS

shrek is the god of self confidence

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

so you’re saying deodorant is the reason none of us can find love 

You know they got away with A WHOLE LOT of inappropriateness in this movie. 

yondu does not fuck around

This was the rawest shit

space merle

SPACE MERLE

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.