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i was toxic to some and a blessing to others. im willing to admit i wasn’t always in the right.

some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

YES!!!

If you know someone has abandonment issues, never promise them that you won’t neglect or leave them. It’s fucked up when you break the promise.

And literally no one keeps that promise, its too unrealistic

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

@scribefindegil

I am never tired of talking to you

When you want to masturbate but you want someone to do it for you