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willinq

its like america and britain are having a competition for who can fuck themselves up more politically

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#britain is winning but then again the us has a trump card (x)

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astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

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Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

thorinobsessed

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

cutthroat kitchen

alton brown: alright chefs, the first item up for auction is...

(a single syringe appears in the dumbwaiter)

alton brown: the antidote

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distinguishedbaloney

inspiring-pictures

RIP never forget.

notyovrbabe

This is my favorite picture on the Internet

smileythesnake

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

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Play us a tune Jazz Man

drakatha

theres a snake in my flute

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gothicprep

my phone has been on vibrate since 2006

just-shower-thoughts

We bury our dead out of respect, until they become ancient, then we dig them back up to pick them apart and study them.

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gustonyc

gifak-net

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im going to die from this and its fine

allthecanadianpolitics

If anyone doubts that Americans are legitimately considering escaping to Canada if Trump wins, look at this.

At the time of this posting the tweet is 4 hours old. It has 31,000 retweets.

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The word “swims” is the same upside down

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smiws??

eazyintheheezy

upside down, not backwards. silly.

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Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

eazyintheheezy

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees.

bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

eazyintheheezy

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

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OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA

oh

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birdungehrl

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

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Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

franknfauxpas

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that... "I'm a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!"

thecautiousbisexual

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

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